What's the most inappropriate job to have a wank at work?

[BRIGHT ON Q]

astronaut

 

[public school boy]

Father Christmas

 

[Norman Potting]

Bishop

 

[element]

A little O/T, but...

A man goes to see the nurse at his doctor's surgery for his annual health check up

The nurse says to him, 'You'll have to stop masturbating Mr. Smith...'

He says, 'Why's that?....'

She says, 'Because I'm trying to give you your annual health check up!....'

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Prime Minister during Question Time in the House of Commons

 

[Mowgli]

A Mime

 

[Mowgli]

Window Cleaner

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Cat Burglar (with 'previous').

 

[Lewes' best seagull]

window cleaner?

 

[Nottseagull]

window cleaner?

Window Cleaner.

 

[NF9]

Queens guards

 

[Return of the Rev]

Bio chemist! Or a glass animal blower.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Freddy Krueger's stunt double

 

[Walkers Cajun Squirrel]

A professional non-wanker.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Pneumatic Drill Operative

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

astronaut

You're kidding right? So you are the first man on Mars...whats the FIRST thing you're going to do when you get there..."And thats one small step for a man...now wheres the kleenex?..."

 

[Westdene Seagull]

I once worked as a waiter at a Hove hotel where the kitchen porter was caught having a wank while he was peeling potatoes. Haven't been able to eat creamed potatoes ever since !!!

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Home Secretary's husband, during press conference

 

[Harley S]

Home Secretary's husband, during press conference

Is the winner !!

 

[Harley S]

I once worked as a waiter at a Hove hotel where the kitchen porter was caught having a wank while he was peeling potatoes. Haven't been able to eat creamed potatoes ever since !!!

How the hell did he hold the peeler or knife - or did he end up circumsising himself !! ??