What's the most inappropriate job to have a wank at work?

[1066gull]

please tell me you haven't

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Street Cleaner

 

[Guy Fawkes]

professional mourner

carehome assistant, looking after the eldery and infirm

 

[element]

Except someone in a sperm bank, surely?

I read somewhere that it wasn't that long ago that a local sperm bank paid £15 for 'deposits....'

When I think of all the money that has slipped through my fingers

 

[Questions]

Any of the Brass section in the Royal Philharmonic orchestra.

 

[Peter Grummit]

Short leg fielder.

Linesman in women's football.

PG

 

[scooter1]

Baker, or perhaps cake icer

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Chef

 

[Wardy]

Social Worker

Cheese Maker

Milk Maid

 

[Binney on acid]

Window cleaner.
Tree surgeon.
Bus driver.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

F1 driver

Recruiter for the navy

 

[element]

Chef

Is there an echo in here?

 

[newhaven seagull 85]

butcher

 

[Hove Lagoonery]

Vet.










surely!

 

[public school boy]

Undertaker..I know one in Worthing but I understand he's a right wanker

 

[public school boy]

Limbo dancer
prison officer
contortionist

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Ventriloquist/Puppeteer.


ps I was gonna suggest our old friend The Traffic Warden - but thinking about it made me realize that it'd be more inappropriate for them not to, quite honestly!

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

Ice cream man. Did you want some sauce on your 99?

 

[Giraffe]

Policemen investigating a paedo ring.

 

[Lego-Stand]

Samaritan...............