What's the most inappropriate job to have a wank at work?

[Westdene Seagull]

How the hell did he hold the peeler or knife - or did he end up circumsising himself !! ??

It wasn't me that caught him ( thankfully ) but my guess would be he had put it down to pleasure himself.

 

[User removed 4]

Queens guards

i must confess that during my time in the grenadier guards , whilst on public duties in london , i have knocked one out on the forecourt of buckingham palace, albeit at 3 in the morning behind the pillars on the right hand side , and regularly had one off the wrist in the early hours at windsor castle !!

 

[Winker]

i must confess that during my time in the grenadier guards , whilst on public duties in london , i have knocked one out on the forecourt of buckingham palace, albeit at 3 in the morning behind the pillars on the right hand side , and regularly had one off the wrist in the early hours at windsor castle !!

Was that by the right or by the left?

 

[Winker]

Taking part in a police identity parade for a suspected serial onanist.

 

[csider]

Goal keeper.

 

[Hove Lagoonery]

Packer of boil-in-the-bag fish-in-parsley-sauce sachets.

 

[Return of the Rev]

Another classic

Train driver

 

[Braders]

all good answers , but I'll think we'll go with Lion Tamer Les