What's so wrong with Jodie Marsh?

[Shropshire Seagull]

I'd shag that just to get them babs bouncing ..... mind, I'd take precautions with a girl like that.







I'd wear two condoms, tie a plank across my arse and handcuff my ankles to the bottom of the bed - wouldn't wanna fall in there.

Nice girl though ... NOT

 

[Superphil]

I bet her folks are proud of her.

 

[Sergi Gotsmanov]

She is annoying but how anyone can have any sympathy for Barrymore is beyond me.

I honestly don't know how he had the nerve to come back here.
Really feel for the family of the guy in the pool.
They'll have Gary Glitter in next.

Someone get the odds on Barrymore found floating in the BB pool with his arse buggered to hell?

 

[Lush]

Anyway Barrymore gets topped will be a result

Blimey... that would be the ultimate celebrity death, topping yourself on Celebrity Big Brother.

Then we could all agree that the world has truly gone mad...

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

Apart from the first night, last night was the first time I've watched it.

The sight of Barrymore sniffling like a 5 year old who'd lost his toy tractor was EMBARRASSING. Sat alone in the garden with a tea cosy on his head, waiting for some attention - WTF??!

All because (from what I gather) a 20 year old girl told him to; 'f*** off'? FFS man - get a grip.

The guy needs a bloody good wake-up shoeing.

 

[Hunting 784561]

Jodie Marsh ?

The eyes to the left....Nose to the right.

 

[O Lads]

She's a SLLLAAAAAGGGGG

And remember that nose was paid for !

Top notch comment and much agreed

 

[BUTTERBALL]

Lets see now:

Vaccuous
Uninteresting
A parody of herself
Slapper

anyway, enough about Camilla Parker Bowles, Jody Marsh is a five-pinter I reckon!

 

[El Presidente]

Jody Marsh is a five-pinter I reckon!

I reckon she's swallowed more than five pints in her time personally

 

[Rowdey]

I'd wear two condoms, tie a plank across my arse and handcuff my ankles to the bottom of the bed - wouldn't wanna fall in there.

Nice girl though ... NOT

Absolute quality! big laugh out loud to that..!

Top coating of jodie on this thread btw :

 

[Barrel of Fun]

My favourite jodie Marsh quote

“PEOPLE only do reality shows to get in the papers,”


condemned from her own mouth

But that is how she makes a living. These people are very false. Do we know the real Jodie Marsh? I am sure she is very different to how we see her or how she is portrayed.

I am sure she is a nice enough girl.....

 

[Hannibal smith]

A posting on Holy Moly re Jimmy Saville. He could be interesting viewing....

Jimmy Savile (that's right, it's not Saville)

Sir James of Janglejangle is probably the most odious of xxxxs still walking this planet. Jimmy Owzaboutthatthen is loathed by all the nurses at the hospitals he does his charridee work for...indeed,they call him 'Snurger' and fight to get off the wards when the shellsuited,yellow lensed oakley wearing Sir Nowthen Nowthen tips up. The full truth of James Guysandgals predilictions will only see the light of day when the sicko finally turns up his rancid toes -which hopefully won't be long seeing as how we have been infested with the litigious GodBotherer since 1926, when his mother-the 'Duchess'- spawned James Wilson Vincent. And let's not even start on *that* relationship. Sir Clunkclick's brother, Vince has a more publicly known perverted past,feel free to google and draw your own conclusions about this family that should be living under a damp rock, not in a penthouse -outside of which the first Yorkshire Ripper's victim was found. Sir Asithappens is a xxxx of the First Water. Just wait til the fucker pegs it...

 

[Les Biehn]

I reckon she's swallowed more than five pints in her time personally

Cum guzzling bee-atch!

 

[readingstockport]

A posting on Holy Moly re Jimmy Saville. He could be interesting viewing....

Jimmy Savile (that's right, it's not Saville)

Sir James of Janglejangle is probably the most odious of xxxxs still walking this planet. Jimmy Owzaboutthatthen is loathed by all the nurses at the hospitals he does his charridee work for...indeed,they call him 'Snurger' and fight to get off the wards when the shellsuited,yellow lensed oakley wearing Sir Nowthen Nowthen tips up. The full truth of James Guysandgals predilictions will only see the light of day when the sicko finally turns up his rancid toes -which hopefully won't be long seeing as how we have been infested with the litigious GodBotherer since 1926, when his mother-the 'Duchess'- spawned James Wilson Vincent. And let's not even start on *that* relationship. Sir Clunkclick's brother, Vince has a more publicly known perverted past,feel free to google and draw your own conclusions about this family that should be living under a damp rock, not in a penthouse -outside of which the first Yorkshire Ripper's victim was found. Sir Asithappens is a xxxx of the First Water. Just wait til the fucker pegs it...

A mate of mine grew up near the wankers mansion. Lets just say that his mother and those of his friends were not overly keen on him or the others playing too close to the 'wankers' mansion.

As I understand it he knows Jonathon King quite well doesn't he?