What would you do...?

[Haydn-4]

I would probably start to dry my clothes!

 

[The Large One]

I'd tell him to turn that f***ing iPod off.

 

[pompeydel]

be thankful he doesn't live up to his name

 

[acrossthepond]

ask if that finger's a bit smelly?

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Hoping it is not stagnant.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Why pick there? I lost my virginity with a Noccy girl.

I lived on the Noccy for several years as a kid, unaware as to how shit it was. But at least we didn't live on the Ford

.

 

[The Large One]

Put my cock away.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Wonder if I had 4 or just the one?

 

[acrossthepond]

look for something more permanent

 

[seagullpie]

Wondering how a pond had suddenly appeared in my room and why he is across the other side of it rather than cuddling up next to me

 

[tip top]

Hoping it was a piece of hairy pie last night

 

[Mendoza]

would finally know what hung like a horse ACTUALLY meant

 

[Gully]

Wonder why I've got feathers in my pants

That is both brilliantly funny and completely wrong at the same time!!!

 

[albionlette]

How much Jack did I drink?

I thought he just had nice facial hair...

 

[Trigger]

Check for beautiful eyes.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Well, it would have been worth the trip to Northampton I suppose. I'm all too used to trips away not ending up in my waking the next morning in the bed I wanted to.

Oh, darn I was beaten to it! The guy above is in Odsal?! I don't even know where that is, but I'm glad I ended up finding it. Had a great night! I don't suppose you're female?

 

[Gully]

Last nights effort has left me feeling a little flat!

I knew she was big but she tasted of sushi...and bizarrely had a trunk and big floppy ears!

 

[Ninja Elephant]

But it was worth it for the trunk!

I have hair EVERYWHERE now, not pleasant. It was different though, the night with that guy.

 

[defrocked priest]

Convince her to try Hari-Kari.

 

[Tight shorts]

would assume he had drugged the communion wine and taken advantage