What would you do...?

[Superphil]

Oh no, I've been sent to Coventry

 

[OzMike]

Call him a cab to the airport.

 

[lizard]

f***! How'd I end up in Australia? *yells* KIDNAP!

 

[Collar Feeler]

You're nicked!

 

[Icy Gull]

I think the beds got some f***ing bugs in it

 

[Mackenzie]

Given the cold shoulder........again

 

[Cian]

Wonder where the sheep had got to.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

wondering where doc and marty mcfly were?

 

[Beach Hut]

Away the lads it's a man next to me.............

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Why am I sleeping in a Beach Hut?!

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

be thankful that i'd probably had a hell of a night in the honeyclub!

EDIT: Check out as soon as possible!

 

[albionlette]

Well he was better than the last guy...

 

[Basil Fawlty]

is glad to see a women next to me...

 

[Frutos]

Run like hell...

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Jump off Beachy Head...

 

[eastlondonseagull]

I'd fiddle with his flowery twat

.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

reach for some more Rohypnol

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Remember the last time I was in Birkenhead and shudder.

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Invite Principle Skinner to a threesome.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Remember the last time I was in Birkenhead and shudder.

What about the last time Birkenhead was in you??