What will be the most worthwhile question at the forum tonight?

[Skaville]

Can we have the flair old badge back now Dick has taken a back seat. The one he drew is crap.

 

[kevtherev]

Why cant RS bring in his own coaching team, as he cant surely be happy, with being stuck with White/Booker, and whatever dirt White has on DK dosnt matter now, as you are chairman Mr Bloom?

 

[Stoo82]

If we do get plastic sporks, *everyone stands up and shouts "Sporks! Sporks! Sporks!"*, will we have to sign a form before we are allowed to handle one to prove we are capable of holding one?

 

[Yorkshire-Seagull]

Why are we the only team in the entire league without a black player?

 

[Stoo82]

Why are we the only team in the entire league without a black player?

Look again.

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

If we do get plastic sporks, *everyone stands up and shouts "Sporks! Sporks! Sporks!"*, will we have to sign a form before we are allowed to handle one to prove we are capable of holding one?

The new spork assesments are tougher than in our day. Its now a written test (multiple choice) and 20 minute practical test, baked potatoes, pizza and soup (pretty tough).

In our day we just got given one and learnt by our mistakes and the test was just a quick check we had eaten everything up, injurys and maimings were just acepted as part of the course.

Anyone with an old spork licence can use them as long as they sign the clubs disclaimer as will the young ones who pass the new EU regulated spork test and have the approved photo ID.

Unfourtunatly those without have to wear clearly defined L spork plates and can only use blunted versions while supervised by a steward.

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

I run UK & European SporkLift Courses and can also train people in Spork Awareness, You & Your Spork and a family Spork At Home Course.

As a life long fan I can do this at Mates Rates and will even chuck in a free Spork'Holder ..

 

[Yorkshire-Seagull]

Look again.

Yep - a couple of half-caste players. Still no actual black ones.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Yep - a couple of half-caste players. Still no actual black ones.

In that case - can we have some white ones as well ?

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Is it true that New Noo Noo is joining Gullys girls ??

 

[Mendoza]

Can you make the new pink and white shirt in MENS sizes as I'm a bit fat and am scared of showing off my moobs

 

[Trigger]

Why is the pink and white shirt only available to women you sexist bastards?...

 

[Acker79]

Regarding the pink and whit shirt... will this shirt inspire a pink and white spork for the ladies?

 

[Garage_Doors]

How much will the programmes be when we get to falmer, and can the sellers have new jackets so we can enhance and promote the the club's image ?

 

[Ernest]

What do you think of my ARS ?

 

[Gazwag]

Why is the pink and white shirt only available to women you sexist bastards?...

Why is the club so SEXIST? - North Stand Chat

 

[vulture]

can gully girls give blowjobs out at halftime

 

[Chester Drawers]

can gully girls give blowjobs out at halftime

not sure I can always hang on til halftime ...

 

[H block]

Why when things are going so well with Falmer and a manager who looks like he is putting together a good squad did someone decide to kill off Stringer Bell in series 3 of The Wire.

 

[clippedgull]

How much will the programmes be when we get to falmer, and can the sellers have new jackets so we can enhance and promote the the club's image ?

I dread to think what they will cost then.

Pretty much a rip off now.

Still at least we are not forced to purchase them, unlike the Travel voucher.