Don Quixote
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What Type Of Army?
- Thread starter Return of the Rev
- Start date
- Jul 7, 2003
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- Jul 7, 2003
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...or, a herd of hungry hungry hippos.
Return of the Rev
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Thames A Gateway To Victory
I Dont Think Lions Or Tigers Would Make For A Good Army As They Like To Hunt On There Own,hippos Would Be To Clumsy And Probably Just Want To Dance,gerbils Would Find It Difficult Due To The Rat Population Who Would Join Forces With The Humans Against The Gerbils,monkeys ARE Out The Running As No Trees. Werewolfs And Honey Badgers As Mythical Creatures Do Not Count.
This Leaves Whales So Far As The Most Potent Army To Be Raised! I Have A Plan To Assist My Uprising But Unlike A Few Of You I Will Not Let On To Soon.
I Dont Think Lions Or Tigers Would Make For A Good Army As They Like To Hunt On There Own,hippos Would Be To Clumsy And Probably Just Want To Dance,gerbils Would Find It Difficult Due To The Rat Population Who Would Join Forces With The Humans Against The Gerbils,monkeys ARE Out The Running As No Trees. Werewolfs And Honey Badgers As Mythical Creatures Do Not Count.
This Leaves Whales So Far As The Most Potent Army To Be Raised! I Have A Plan To Assist My Uprising But Unlike A Few Of You I Will Not Let On To Soon.
defrocked priest
Father Footy
If an army travels on it's stomach you'd have to feed these whales then right? An average whale can weigh upwards of 100 tons and consume it's body weight in krill and plankton. The last time I checked, neither krill or plankton inhabit the Thames.
Return of the Rev
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Look Into My Eyes
Pandas Would Be Shit To,i'd Rather Have A Gerbil In The Trenches With Me! Bamboo Eating, Sandle Wearing, Guardian Reading,cowards.
Pandas Would Be Shit To,i'd Rather Have A Gerbil In The Trenches With Me! Bamboo Eating, Sandle Wearing, Guardian Reading,cowards.
Paxton Dazo
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Red ants narf nip ya'.
Return of the Rev
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A Well Fed Army Is A Fat Army
I WOULD BE LOOKING FOR A QUICK VICTORY,THE ADULT KILLER WHALE CAN LAST FOR THREE MONTHS BETWEEN KILLS I THINK THAT COVERS THAT ONE. I WOULD SUGGEST YOU SPEND LESS TIME CHECKING THE THAMES FOR PLANKTON AND WATCH THE NORTHERN LINE DAY AND NIGHT.
I WOULD BE LOOKING FOR A QUICK VICTORY,THE ADULT KILLER WHALE CAN LAST FOR THREE MONTHS BETWEEN KILLS I THINK THAT COVERS THAT ONE. I WOULD SUGGEST YOU SPEND LESS TIME CHECKING THE THAMES FOR PLANKTON AND WATCH THE NORTHERN LINE DAY AND NIGHT.
Oh dear. You've made them properly angry now. It's on whale boy. And your fat, stupid blubber balls are gonna get royally served. Just last week a panda attacked a man at a zoo who thought they were friendly and cuddly. Now they have the taste and they like it. Circle and District Line are gonna see hell tomorrow. Black and white HELL.
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Father Footy
I shall arm myself with packettes of dried plankton.
Nottseagull
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Haven't humans been at war with rats for decades on the Underground?
Tyrone Biggums
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Tigers, thousands of em.
house your seagull
Train à Grande Vitesse
Return of the Rev
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Ants Cant Swim
I'M GLAD SOMEONE IS PAYING ATTENTION! LETS HAVE NO MORE OF THIS ANT RUBBISH,EVEN IF THEY WERE MAMMALS A WHALE ONE ON ONE WITH A ANT NO CONTEST. I WOULD USE BLUE WHALES TO DIG AT THE BOTTOM OF THE THAMES THUS FLOODING 75% OF LONDON WITHIN THE HOUR! JUST LOOK AT THOSE ANTS SWIM.
I'M GLAD SOMEONE IS PAYING ATTENTION! LETS HAVE NO MORE OF THIS ANT RUBBISH,EVEN IF THEY WERE MAMMALS A WHALE ONE ON ONE WITH A ANT NO CONTEST. I WOULD USE BLUE WHALES TO DIG AT THE BOTTOM OF THE THAMES THUS FLOODING 75% OF LONDON WITHIN THE HOUR! JUST LOOK AT THOSE ANTS SWIM.
Do Blue Whales DIG, then?
Silverback Gorillas. They would RULE.
Don Quixote
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my angry rampant horny dogs will have raped/killed your whales in minutes
The Large One
Who's Next?
Bats.
f***ing millions of bats.
f***ing millions of bats.
VERSUS..
