What Type Of Army?

[Cheshire Cat]

Twinkle the giant kitten. She has already destroyed London once before.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

or alternatively, the giant Dougal. More than a match for the fiercest killer whale.

 

[crasher]

I THINK YOU WILL FIND RHINOS CANNOT GO UP STEPS IF THEY FELL OFF THE PLATFORM THAT WOULD BE IT! COULD TRY BUT THINK A LITTLE MORE NEXT TIME.

Nearly all tube stations have disabled access now. The Rhinos would just use lifts and ramps. Can't rule out rhinos.

 

[NMH]

Rhinoceros.
One, would probably manage adequately.

 

[NMH]

Rhinos, f***ing nutters they are

Shit - I'm fixtured.

Still, that's more votes for the rhino then.

 

[Don Quixote]

Rhinos, f***ing nutters they are

RHINOS? rather have a walrus

 

[NMH]

RHINOS? rather have a walrus

Right - almost anyone over the age of 7 could stroll away from a walrus, outmanoevering it by playing ring-a-roses until it fell down with giddyness.
Some general you would turn out to be, going into battle with a blubber-balloon army of walri!

 

[Easy 10]

I THINK YOU WILL FIND RHINOS CANNOT GO UP STEPS IF THEY FELL OFF THE PLATFORM THAT WOULD BE IT! COULD TRY BUT THINK A LITTLE MORE NEXT TIME.

Oh, so a RHINO can't go up steps, but a beached killer whale can ?

Get the wasps in and lets have done with this charade.

 

[The Large One]

Oh, so a RHINO can't go up steps, but a beached killer whale can ?

Get the wasps in and lets have done with this charade.

All wasps are poofs and wankers.

Bats. Millions of 'em I say.

 

[Easy 10]

All wasps are poofs and wankers.

Bats. Millions of 'em I say.

Bats don't attack humans. Wasps do.
If you had to walk down a tunnel stuffed with millions of BATS, or millions of WASPS, then what would you choose ?



Prosecution rests.

 

[Return of the Rev]

The Verdict

Bats don't attack humans. Wasps do.
If you had to walk down a tunnel stuffed with millions of BATS, or millions of WASPS, then what would you choose ?



Prosecution rests.

PLEASE STOP YOUR PETTY BICKERING IT HAS NO PLACE IN THIS DEBATE.
WASP OR BATS ARE NOT WORTHY OF FEEDING OFF THE MIGHTY WHALES LEFT OVERS.
ALL PRAISE MANS GREATEST ENEMY THE WHALE.
FOR WE HAVE PROVED HIM THE GREATEST.
THANKYOU

 

[Return of the Rev]

Unleash the killers

April the first, londons burning,city in chaos,its time to let loose my whale army!

 

[k2bluesky]

Lions

They're not scary anymore!!

 

[Muzzman]

Mosquitoes.

They have a bit of previous for killing humans too.

 

[coventrygull]

Fire ants. The ultimate army

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

The Problem with Whales is that they would be almost completely immobile so would be excellent at stopping people getting down the escalators to join the conflict - provided they were strategically positioned at stations- but practically useless at tunnel pursuit (not to mention the fact that their bulk would mean they would almost certainly be electrocuted if they did manage to roll off the platform and onto the track) I also read once that their vision out of water is poor and their clicks and whistles rely on water to modulate their frequency so the echoey nature of the Underground system would confuse their communication channels no end.

If-as has been suggested - they were able to somehow breach the tunnel and allow the system to flood they would no doubt eliminate all non scuba equipped human foes and the smaller species-dolphins and the like- would prosper in the short term however the necessity for regular air intake would mean they were susceptible to brolly weilding commuters at overground stations.

On balance I suggest a large predominantly nocturnal predator something like Panthers/Leopards or perhaps a pack of starving Hyenas would be more formiddable enemies.