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What SCARS have you got, and how did you GET them ?
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Shropshire Seagull
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I've got more than my fair share but best ones of note are:
large V-shaped scar on left shin courtesy of a catch-fence post at Brands Hatch - leading a 500cc race, last lap, last corner and a suicide jockey tried to pass me on the inside and collected me - 2 weeks wheelchair for that.
tiny scar (small & hard to notice) halfway up my back, just off to the left - 4th year at senior school and a girl in the year below stabbed three of us with a pen-knife during afternoon break - xray showed that if the blade had been half an inch longer it would have punctured my lung.
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large V-shaped scar on left shin courtesy of a catch-fence post at Brands Hatch - leading a 500cc race, last lap, last corner and a suicide jockey tried to pass me on the inside and collected me - 2 weeks wheelchair for that.
tiny scar (small & hard to notice) halfway up my back, just off to the left - 4th year at senior school and a girl in the year below stabbed three of us with a pen-knife during afternoon break - xray showed that if the blade had been half an inch longer it would have punctured my lung.
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pasty
A different kind of pasty
All dead boring...
Scar from hernia op
Scar from keyhole surgery on my left knee
Inch long scar on right thumb from when I ignored my mum who'd told me not to play with my older brothers modelling knife
Scar on left wrist after putting my fist through the kitchen door window in a fit of rage at said older brother who'd locked me out of the house
Scar from hernia op
Scar from keyhole surgery on my left knee
Inch long scar on right thumb from when I ignored my mum who'd told me not to play with my older brothers modelling knife
Scar on left wrist after putting my fist through the kitchen door window in a fit of rage at said older brother who'd locked me out of the house
defrocked priest
Father Footy
Above my right eye,ex girlfriend threw a dinner plate at me,split me for eight stiches.Have hundreds of scars on both hands,work related.I have millions of scars on my funny bone cause I read the Palarse board and some of the stuff they post keeps me in stiches.
NMH
Banned
I have The Scars 'Horrorshow/Adultery' which is great punky stuff.
I also have some Ska
I also have some Ska
NMH said:
Hey, I lived in the flat next to the Scars' bassist a few years ago.
This is a great thread.
I have scars all over my knees from when I was run over by a motorbike 40 years ago. It was the best accident EVER as I was off school for three weeks - which happened to coincide with the World Cup. So there was no nonsense about having to go to bed early for school - I watched nearly every game.
I have a scar under my lip from being glassed in a Bradford pub and a scar on my cheek from where Raymond Griffin smashed a plate in my face during an art lesson at school. I also have scar on my right thumb from a fencing accident when a button fell off a foil.
Compared to some people here, relatively unscathed.
Stumpy Tim
Well-known member
I had a mole taken out of leg two weeks ago which the Doctor thought was cancerous. Fortunately it wasn't, but it's left a nice little scar on my shin, and I've washed the pants I shat when he told me
Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
NMH said:
Author! Author! is a pretty good album.
How could I forget the scrotal scars left behind after a vasectony (1992) and the reversal (2000).
Wilka
Well-known member
Scarface said:Seeing as its the reason for my username I should probably contribute here! Two inch scar down the middle of my forehead from playing football a few years ago. Teammate came flying out to head the ball clear and caught me with his knee. Cue blood spurting out everywhere and the Wilka's nice sweaty white t-shirt held against my face!Cut was deep enough you could see the white of my SKULL and triggered a mother fucker of a migraine. Trip to Haywards Heath A+E in the Ambulance where the dumb surgeon seemed surprised that it started bleeding when he pulled it open to take a look
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They werent happy to stitch me up because of how visible it would be, so had to go to Eastbourne where the specialist was. Only problem was someone else had priority on the Ambulance so a mate had to drive me there and back. 25 stitches in all.
I have one on my right hand where my dad burnt me with a soldering iron.
Not on purpose I have to say!
I also have one on my right leg, where I survived a car accident but then got out and ripped my leg open on the crumpled metal of the car!
What a pillock.
Not on purpose I have to say!
I also have one on my right leg, where I survived a car accident but then got out and ripped my leg open on the crumpled metal of the car!
What a pillock.
ben andrews' girlfriend
Nurse Laura
Where do i start! 
Ok left hand -
One running the whole way round my finger next to little finger, to stop finger from falling off, and to help circulation.
Index finger and middle finger are fused together, and big scar running over the top, because the bone tries to grow through my skin, meaning it had to get filed a few years ago
Right hand
Pretty good collection of scars as my index finger was once my toe. have an "S" shaped scar next to my thumb to join up veins / arteries / muscles, same as on the other side of my hand. several skin graft scars on index finger, and scar the whole way round from putting it on! Couple of "hole marks" where some staples decided to come out my finger also. In total 110 stitches.
Middle finger - one the whole way round half way up (dunno what that one was for), and lots of constructive stuff from when my fingers were fused together but arent any more. One running midway to tip from having a nerve graft from further down my finger. Diagonal scar from when my class mate and i were trying to fix a bicycle pump, and the metal went right into my skin!
Finger next to little one - one running up it from reconstructive surgery.
Little finger - small one round the side when taking off the bands.
On my right arm, a scar from the skin graft from my finger to toe op, left arm seems to be fine!
Scar on bikini line from a skin graft when i was v little
Left foot - only 4 toes, and big lightening sized scars running to midway down my foot from where the toe once was.
What do i win?!
Ok left hand -
One running the whole way round my finger next to little finger, to stop finger from falling off, and to help circulation.
Index finger and middle finger are fused together, and big scar running over the top, because the bone tries to grow through my skin, meaning it had to get filed a few years ago
Right hand
Pretty good collection of scars as my index finger was once my toe. have an "S" shaped scar next to my thumb to join up veins / arteries / muscles, same as on the other side of my hand. several skin graft scars on index finger, and scar the whole way round from putting it on! Couple of "hole marks" where some staples decided to come out my finger also. In total 110 stitches.
Middle finger - one the whole way round half way up (dunno what that one was for), and lots of constructive stuff from when my fingers were fused together but arent any more. One running midway to tip from having a nerve graft from further down my finger. Diagonal scar from when my class mate and i were trying to fix a bicycle pump, and the metal went right into my skin!
Finger next to little one - one running up it from reconstructive surgery.
Little finger - small one round the side when taking off the bands.
On my right arm, a scar from the skin graft from my finger to toe op, left arm seems to be fine!
Scar on bikini line from a skin graft when i was v little
Left foot - only 4 toes, and big lightening sized scars running to midway down my foot from where the toe once was.
What do i win?!
dougdeep
New member
ben andrews' girlfriend said:Where do i start!
Ok left hand -
One running the whole way round my finger next to little finger, to stop finger from falling off, and to help circulation.
Index finger and middle finger are fused together, and big scar running over the top, because the bone tries to grow through my skin, meaning it had to get filed a few years ago
Right hand
Pretty good collection of scars as my index finger was once my toe. have an "S" shaped scar next to my thumb to join up veins / arteries / muscles, same as on the other side of my hand. several skin graft scars on index finger, and scar the whole way round from putting it on! Couple of "hole marks" where some staples decided to come out my finger also. In total 110 stitches.
Middle finger - one the whole way round half way up (dunno what that one was for), and lots of constructive stuff from when my fingers were fused together but arent any more. One running midway to tip from having a nerve graft from further down my finger. Diagonal scar from when my class mate and i were trying to fix a bicycle pump, and the metal went right into my skin!
Finger next to little one - one running up it from reconstructive surgery.
Little finger - small one round the side when taking off the bands.
On my right arm, a scar from the skin graft from my finger to toe op, left arm seems to be fine!
Scar on bikini line from a skin graft when i was v little
Left foot - only 4 toes, and big lightening sized scars running to midway down my foot from where the toe once was.
What do i win?!
A bravery award. (You still look cute though)
Ex Shelton Seagull
New member
Right Elbow - Got 2 scars after attempting to gain entry to my house whilst under the influence. Left my keys inside the house so broke the front door window using my elbow and got in that way. Was found later by my housemate sat watching TV with a beer in one hand and my elbow GASHED open and dripping blood. Had to miss our game at Mansfield the following day whilst I got stiched up.
JJ McClure
Go Jags
Not a lot.
Collection of three or fours groups of scars on my side from when I had shingles.
Right hand index finger has a scar about a third of the way round from when I somehow managed to snap shut a pen knife on my finger.
That's it. Very dull and uneventful. Think I need to get me some more, so I'll be playing with the power tools over the weekend.
Collection of three or fours groups of scars on my side from when I had shingles.
Right hand index finger has a scar about a third of the way round from when I somehow managed to snap shut a pen knife on my finger.
That's it. Very dull and uneventful. Think I need to get me some more, so I'll be playing with the power tools over the weekend.
Scarface
New member
Should I ever meet you remind me not to shake your hand!ben andrews' girlfriend said:
Took your time! Mine is much better than his though!_wilka_ said:
On the Left Wing
KIT NAPIER
Mass scar on right shoulder and back from op about 18 years ago when shoulder muscle was removed ... 142 stitches it needed! Fecking ugly sight! So don't strip off on the beach anymore!
Eric Potts
Well-known member
Come on people ; PICTURES please