What SCARS have you got, and how did you GET them ?

[tricky]

I've got 4 good stories:-

I've got a large L shaped scra under my arm pit, I jumped out of my tree house when I was a kid and a nail in the tree caught under my arm and ripped right through the flesh.
I've got a scar by my mouth were someone cast off in front of me and the fish hook shot stright into my face. Bloody lugworm kept flapping about.
After finishing my first year at uni I got hammered and tried to grab a knife that someone was holding. They instinctively pulled back and cut the tops of two of my fingers. I had to have a skin graft from behind my ear to put over one of my fingers.
Then ruptured my knee playing football and had to have surgery to reconstruct my ligaments.

 

[looney]

I assume you mean physical scars.


To many to write about, ask me at a game and I'll show you my collection.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Oh good thread.

One on my left leg, caught it on corrugated iron whilst at Prep School.

One on the top of my head where I swam into the side of a swimming pool.

One on the back of my head where I slipped on a step and head butted a cast iron drain pipe at school (only scar from Lancing, well physically).

One on my right cheek where I had a growth thingey removed.

One below my right eye where I got a slap outside a club in Scumhampton and the twat caught me with a chunky ring.

Another above my right eye where I got a pasting outside a pub in Brighton about a year ago (counted at least 4 pairs of shoes in that one).

I think that is it...

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I've got a big scar on my stomach, when I was watching Crimewatch I had a cup of tea in my hand and I started to doze off and I dropped it all over me.

 

[Marshy]

Ive got a scar on the back of my head from school.

Still dont know to do this day who did it, but they decided to throw a concrete segment of a bin frisby style across the playground that went crashing into my head, luckily i wasnt looking ther other way.

Blood everywhere, only 6 stiches, which was suprising considering the amount of blood.

 

[Trufflehound]

My lobotomy scar is almost healed now.

But you can still see the marks left when the good Dr Frankenstein removed the bolts from my neck.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

I've got a large L shaped scra under my arm pit, I jumped out of my tree house when I was a kid and a nail in the tree caught under my arm and ripped right through the flesh.
I've got a scar by my mouth were someone cast off in front of me and the fish hook shot stright into my face. Bloody lugworm kept flapping about.

*passes out*


1968 appendix scar courtest of the Royal Alexandria hospital. Hidden (almost) by body hair.

Memo: must get bikini line re-done.

 

[dougdeep]

An E-type and a GT 40. I bought them in an auction.

 

[looney]

I still have a round scar on the small of my back where I had my tail docked as a kid.

 

[Trufflehound]

1968 appendix scar courtest of the Royal Alexandria hospital.

I got mine there as well, but mine was a 1972 vintage...

 

[Trufflehound]

An E-type and a GT 40. I bought them in an auction.

It took me a while, but finally I see what you did there...

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Got a scar on my abdomen from when i had peritonitis, one on the palm of my hand from a knife, one on my forearm from glass, big one on my leg from glass also, and one over my eye from a sovereign ring!

 

[Scarface]

Seeing as its the reason for my username I should probably contribute here! Two inch scar down the middle of my forehead from playing football a few years ago. Teammate came flying out to head the ball clear and caught me with his knee. Cue blood spurting out everywhere and the Wilka's nice sweaty white t-shirt held against my face! Cut was deep enough you could see the white of my SKULL and triggered a mother fucker of a migraine. Trip to Haywards Heath A+E in the Ambulance where the dumb surgeon seemed surprised that it started bleeding when he pulled it open to take a look .

They werent happy to stitch me up because of how visible it would be, so had to go to Eastbourne where the specialist was. Only problem was someone else had priority on the Ambulance so a mate had to drive me there and back. 25 stitches in all.

 

[jonny.rainbow]

Got a scar on my abdomen from when i had peritonitis, one on the palm of my hand from a knife, one on my forearm from glass, big one on my leg from glass also, and one over my eye from a sovereign ring!

Lovely place you live.

 

[Shirty]

Scar on left knee caused by a game of MANHUNT. Was running through some WOODS up in STAMNER PARK and fell forwards and landed of some kind of FLINT and SPLIT my knee open. The woman who took me to hospital old family friend) didn't see to bothered about it, we stopped at f***ing ASDA on the way coz she had to pick up a TURKEY (it was CRIMBO).

I have a scar on my right knee caused by exactly the same thing at exactly the same place. Fortunately for me Asda wasn't around then so I whisked straight off to the Royal Sussex County. Less fortuantely, the scar tissue later became infected and I had to have cold salt-water baths for about 2 weeks to try and clear it up. STING isn't the word (not when your under ten). f*** seemed more appropriate.

 

[Highfields Seagull]

Not much really - just a few small scars:

One just below my hairline from when I was 6 - I was plying out in the street when I tripped and smacked my head open on the kerb.

One on my hand from being studded while playing football, one on my abdomen when I fell of my bike into a bush, and another on my knee from when I was running down a steep hill on the downs and fell arse over tit all the way down.

 

[Mr Blobby]

I have a few!

First one is about a 2 inch scar in my stomache after running into the rusty iron handrail in Goffs Park in Crawley.

Second one is just above my right eye (in my eyebrow) after standing too near my mate of the first hole at the Golf Course in Goffs park and my mate taking a swing at his ball, missing and smack me in the face with his club and I needed 10 stitches.

My right eye is slightly scared (and blinded) after being bricked in the face at the Turkey v England match

On my top lip I have a scar after deciding to have a run in with a bouncer at the Zap club. Been to see Shane McGowan and the Popes, but McGowan never showed. Bouncer asked me if I enjoyed the show, I think I told him he was a bit of an idiot an next thing I remember was some bloke from a mobile food thing holding the bloke off me! We had Swindon away the next night and I got pulled over by Sussex Old Bill to ask me where I had been fighting, had to explain it was the night before! I still have the pattern of the blokes ring in my top lip. Zap wanted me to press charges but I think I sort of got what I asked for (apparently I had left some rambling message on their answer machine at about 4am)

I dont think I have any more!!!

 

[Uncle Buck]

I have a few!

First one is about a 2 inch scar in my stomache after running into the rusty iron handrail in Goffs Park in Crawley.

Second one is just above my right eye (in my eyebrow) after standing too near my mate of the first hole at the Golf Course in Goffs park and my mate taking a swing at his ball, missing and smack me in the face with his club and I needed 10 stitches.

My right eye is slightly scared (and blinded) after being bricked in the face at the Turkey v England match

On my top lip I have a scar after deciding to have a run in with a bouncer at the Zap club. Been to see Shane McGowan and the Popes, but McGowan never showed. Bouncer asked me if I enjoyed the show, I think I told him he was a bit of an idiot an next thing I remember was some bloke from a mobile food thing holding the bloke off me! We had Swindon away the next night and I got pulled over by Sussex Old Bill to ask me where I had been fighting, had to explain it was the night before! I still have the pattern of the blokes ring in my top lip. Zap wanted me to press charges but I think I sort of got what I asked for (apparently I had left some rambling message on their answer machine at about 4am)

I dont think I have any more!!!

This is a thread the Taxman needs to post on....

 

[Trigger]

Right hand and middle finger - Glass

Back - Glass

Right Knee - Numerous operations

 

[Mr Blobby]

Right hand and middle finger - Glass


I expect you had been warned not to put your middle finger there again or else!!