Norman Baker suck my lozenge
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the full harris said:and that was in my house you ****!!!!
AND you bled on the bed and wall of my spare room.
Lush said:Ahhhhhhh.
Was it your first time?
Must be true, you can't make shit like that up!DÃnN¥ §ëÃGuLL© said:Said bird from the gay club also asked me to lay on top of her til she couldn't breathe ( ) , said she had a fetish for the Darts player Andy Fordham and said her dad once licked her all over one Sunday morning.
I didn't see much of her after that night.
Marshy said:I dont do ugly women ! im very particular...they all meet a very high standard !
Seagullible said:still a virgin then?
caz99 said:cor get a load of you lot anyone would think your all models
The Northstander said:I am a bit a of a looker and known to QUITE a catch!!
Pavilionaire said:I went for a weekend in Leeds, pulled an 8-pinter, back to hers after the club at 2am, I was on the job and it was hard work. She seemed to like the missionary position but was reluctant to open her legs!
After 5 minutes the 8th pint wore off and I could see her for the horror she was. I rolled off and fell asleep, woke back up again at 5am with morning wood and bollocks like onions, rolled back on and finished the job.