Soul Finger
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- May 12, 2004
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At a barbecue in London a few years ago. Full of carpet munchers, punks and South Africans.
I ended up with the only straight girl in the place. Not a bad looker, dad was in the mafia, and things were all good.
Woke up in the morning feeling fairly chuffed, she rolled over to get a drink and to my horror she had a hairier arse than me! A bristley cleft! Yuk.
I made my excuses and fecked right off.
I ended up with the only straight girl in the place. Not a bad looker, dad was in the mafia, and things were all good.
Woke up in the morning feeling fairly chuffed, she rolled over to get a drink and to my horror she had a hairier arse than me! A bristley cleft! Yuk.
I made my excuses and fecked right off.