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What is the stupidest question you have ever asked?



element

element

Fear [is] the key.....
Jan 28, 2009
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When pissed with some friends one night, we got into a discussion about Blackjack hands at cards

They all said Blackjack was the highest hand, but I maintained that three 7's was a higher hand, as there were less 7's in the shoe

Cue a drunken call to a casino, where the receptionist politely fielded my query and informed me Blackjack was the highest hand, as it was made up of 2 cards rather than 3...

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csider

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Dec 11, 2006
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Hove
my gran once asked me how long I need to heat up the microwave before I can put the food in to cook:glare:
 










RM-Taylor

RM-Taylor

He's Magic.... You Know
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Jan 7, 2006
15,292
When on a night out in Sheffield after a gig last year, me and two friends got talking to a couple of girls from one of the Universities. Asking them there and names and where they're originally from, one replied "Near Birmingham", cue me asking "Where's that?". Obviously I meant where abouts near Birmingham but she thought I meant where is Birmingham :wozza::wozza:. They left shortly after that.
 




element

element

Fear [is] the key.....
Jan 28, 2009
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Nottseagull said:
OK, a serious one.

I once asked a new girlfriend if she wanted to go to a Mansfield Town home match one evening. She looked slightly puzzled, and asked "What time does it start?" "7.30", I replied. "But it'll be dark by then, won't it?" she pointed out.

No word of a lie!
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You certainly know how to treat a girl there dude!

Was it a long relationship?


I used to live with a girl in Poet's Corner just round the corner from TGG

I was getting ready to go to a midweek match and she asked who we were playing

I said, 'Sheffield Wednesday...' and quick as a flash she said, 'But it's Tuesday!'

:wozza:
 


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Slough Seagull

Bye Bye Slough
Nov 23, 2006
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Why do I support Sussex by a guy who had known for quite a while that I support the Albion...
 














G

Gully

Monkey in a seagull suit.
Apr 24, 2004
16,812
Way out west
In Montreal I was asked by an American couple which part of Australia I came from...they looked confused when I said Sussex, even more so when I told them that it was in England, one of them then asked why I had and Australian accent?
 


Barrel of Fun

Barrel of Fun

Abort, retry, fail
Aug 22, 2005
52,833
Sūþsēaxe: The Land of the South Saxons
On that note, I am frequently asked what part of South Africa I am from. Hopefully nothing to do with the Spitting Image ethos..!

I asked my flatmate if a certain cathedral was a mosque (St Paul's) as it had some arabic projected on it. I was slightly drunk at the time though...
 


seagull_special

seagull_special

Well-known member
Jun 9, 2008
2,991
Abu Dhabi
Are there any bones in the whole trout?


Can i have a capuccino, no milk?
 








element

element

Fear [is] the key.....
Jan 28, 2009
1,887
Local
defrocked priest said:
Whilst watching a footy match in a pub on telly,someone asked me if the pitch was made of grass. "No", I replied, "it's concrete painted green." The look of bafflement on his face was priceless as he wandered off and my friend burst out laughing.
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Perhaps you threw him when you told him the score was 2-2 on aggregate!? :laugh:
 


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