What has cost YOU a sh*g?

[element]

I was halted mid-shag by a rather large, painful splinter in my bottom. This happened just the other day on a little wooden bridge just outside Laughton. Next time I'll go on top, although this too can be quite painful on one's knees. Perhaps the answer is to avoid sex on wooden bridges.

I'm glad my thread enticed you to make your 103rd. post in nearly six years Any other topics of interest for future reference?

 

[matildaseagull]

I'm glad my thread enticed you to make your 103rd. post in nearly six years Any other topics of interest for future reference?

Anything other than football mate! I'm a man of few words!

 

[element]

Anything other than football mate! I'm a man of few words!

Ah! The name sort of threw me there

 

[El Presidente]

My personality

 

[desprateseagull]

when i were a lad.. i seriously regret mum doing the laundry early morning, after a night out (me, not mum!)..

I got snogging a lovely lady at some grungy student club in old steine, which became revenge i think?

we swapped numbers after some extensive boozing and tonsil tennis, but she never rang me, and her number got washed away..

 

[seagulls4ever]

When I was 16 I went out into town (fake ID) with some fit bird who I was working with at the time (who's 10 years older than me). Anyway, we both got pretty drunk, and ended up back at her flat, and it looked as though I was about to lose my virginity ... but I then proceded to puke up all over her couch and woke up the next morning morning in her bed (she slept on the couch, not the one I puked over) feeling like an abosolute tool.

Also around the same time I turned down lots of drunk girls coming onto me at parties 'cos I was a pussy. My cock has also been blocked twice by 'mates' (who are no longer mates). Bad times.

 

[northampton_seagull]

Not livin up north has cost me group sex when i was the only lad involved Knew a girl from hull area who adored me, so got her in the mood before ringing her three best friends and chattin them up one by one til they were planning a 5-sum i look back now and it was a bullet dodged 2 of them were munt

Missed a chance with the same girl, she was seeing family in Colchester when we played them away, had it all planned out til her parents decided she had to stay in all day talking to an aunt

How old is she?

 

[Austin "Forster" Powers]

bloody working extra today on my day off and getting back late !!!!

 

[The Ringleader]

How old is she?

16

 

[The Ringleader]

How old is she?

Can i also ask why you care in anyway at all?

 

[itszamora]

Can i also ask why you care in anyway at all?

Probably the bit about the parents that alerted him (or her). There are a few funny types on this board who like the idea of touching children, probably just wanted to check you weren't one of them!

 

[Nibble]

Frankly I'm stunned you lot even know what getting laid means let alone any of you actually having sex!

 

[itszamora]

Frankly I'm stunned you lot even know what getting laid means let alone any of you actually having sex!

The feeling is mutual

 

[The Ringleader]

Probably the bit about the parents that alerted him (or her). There are a few funny types on this board who like the idea of touching children, probably just wanted to check you weren't one of them!

she's 2 monts younger than me don't worry and we aint talking any more that is the reason i dislike hull

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I was having it off with my mates mum on the QT until my now Brother in Law but then flatmate found out and rounded up about 10 blokes from the pub who then burst into my room singing "Puppy Love".

She left.