What do you have to do to be accepted in the NorthStandChat club?

[Buzzer]

Vote Tory and read the Telegraph (like wot I does)

 

[Scotty Mac]

You have to...... not be rude to Frutos or Yorkie, laugh at 1066gull, bow down to Jam the Man, not be anymore central than the beardy Large One, ignore US tips but not Moggys, like Doug Deep, understand the Beach Hut, Bull Dog thang, respect THPP (Why I don't know) listen to DTG,not be unkind to Stevie Boy (I regret that) pity Dwayne, love with all your heart, Ernest and above all............HATE HB&B (no please I like it)

thats not too far from the truth!

 

[Rangdo]

It just feels to me sometimes, that there are certain people on this board who will shout you down everytime you express your opinion regarding issues with this country.

Here here. Anyone would think this was a message board or something where people can post their views and opinions on what you've said. Idiots. :sarcasm:

 

[Goodfella]

Cry like a girl, laugh like a hyeena, fly like a bird and love like a beast.

All whilst making love to a goat in beige tights.

 

[Robot Chicken]

What's that about North Stand Chat celebrities like Lord Bracknell and Fatboy to name but two?

 

[Croydonbloke]

You have to be a class one & support Brighton & Hove Albion
Goes without saying that goes well together

I have over 5,000 posts on here Bro. What am I?

 

[Perry Milkins]

I have over 5,000 posts on here Bro. What am I?

Question posed and answered ...

 

[Croydonbloke]

Question posed and answered ...

Back to the pump then!!!

 

[Superphil]

You have to REALLY hate the Romans

Thread closed, superb!

 

[Franks Wild Years]

All whilst making love to a goat in beige tights.

Look, will you leave it with the beige goat tight thing, havn't you got some 1920's german realist film to show on your electric lantern thingy.

Ok, if we get to Wembley I'll buy you a drink, happy now.

 

[Seagull73]

Stop asking damn fool questions like 'What do you have to do to be accepted in the NorthStandChat club?

Everybody who posts on this messageboard is intelligent, witty and funny. Questions like that will definately mean you are 'black-balled' at your initiation ceremony...