What do you have to do to be accepted in the NorthStandChat club?

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Awknowlege ME as the true Messiah!

 

[Barrow Boy]

You have to REALLY hate the Romans

Well I do hate the Romans,
a lot!
Am I in?

 

[NMH]

Well I do hate the Romans,
a lot!
Am I in?

You have to write it out on the walls of The Swan pub in Falmer, 100 times, in big letters.

 

[Les Biehn]

You have to be a repressed homosexual who sublimates all their self loathing into racist rants and a general know all attitude towards anything BHAFC.

 

[chobby]

You have to write it out on the walls of The Swan pub in Falmer, 100 times, in big letters.

In latin "Hateus Romanus Alotus"

 

[Buzzer]

In latin "Hateus Romanus Alotus"

Romanus?

Romano - surely?

 

[Barrow Boy]

You have to write it out on the walls of The Swan pub in Falmer, 100 times, in big letters.

Great idea, what have the NIMBY's ever done for us?

 

[Littlehampton Palace]

You have to be a class one & support Brighton & Hove Albion
Goes without saying that goes well together

 

[Perry Milkins]

You have to be a class one & support Brighton & Hove Albion
Goes without saying that goes well together

takes two to know one, Denzil.

 

[Les Biehn]

You have to be a class one & support Brighton & Hove Albion
Goes without saying that goes well together

Yet you come on here craving our attention. What does that make you?

 

[Buzzer]

Yet you come on here craving our attention. What does that make you?

Schoolboy error, Les. You can't go using words like "craving" to someone like that. It's unfair on him as he doesn't "do English" very well. Put a few smilies in your post too. It seems to amuse the cretin so much, he does it after every sentence.

 

[Les Biehn]

Schoolboy error, Les. You can't go using words like "craving" to someone like that. It's unfair on him as he doesn't "do English" very well. Put a few smilies in your post too. It seems to amuse the cretin so much, he does it after every sentence.

Good point Buzzer me old mucker. Those words with 2 syllables must be a bitch.

 

[Icy Gull]

You need to be a bit of a nerdy Twat even if you're not aware of it, has that been mentioned yet?

 

[The Wookiee]

Get a replica shirt with your user name printed on the back

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Cry like a girl, laugh like a hyeena, fly like a bird and love like a beast.

 

[Nibble]

You have to have had sex with at least one willing, living, breathing, human participant.

 

[Buzzer]

You have to have had sex with at least one willing, living, breathing, human participant.

there goes half of NSC, then.

 

[Nibble]

there goes half of NSC, then.

I'm off too.

 

[TSB]

there goes half of NSC, then.

But at least Frank & Everybody's Mums are in...

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Vote Labour and read The Guardian.