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What do you all do ?
- Thread starter Wilko
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Danny Seagull's Mate
Babe of the Year 2003
I work in pornography 
Seriously, I am an administrator for an engineering company
Seriously, I am an administrator for an engineering company
Tazman
New member
Transport Manager...very dull!
Deano's Right Foot
Well-known member
"Consultant" in the music industry and partner in a music publishing company.
Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
Service Manager for mega IT Company that no-one has usually heard of.
bhaexpress
New member
Beach Hut said:
Go on, which one ? I've worked for loads.
Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
Schlumberger but from around mid-January ATOS Origin.
Formerly Sema Group
Formerly Sema Group
bhaexpress
New member
Heard of Schlumberger but not the the other. I've worked for a number as a contractor but the worst by a country mile was a shower called 'Integris'. I actually got fired off that contract (it only had a day to run anyway) for 'being too helpful' ! I shit you not.
Have done two contracts for Sema though, rather liked them. ALso worked along side Sema on a contract for GE Capital.
Have done two contracts for Sema though, rather liked them. ALso worked along side Sema on a contract for GE Capital.
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Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
When ATOS Origin acquire all 22,000 of us from January we will be the 4th biggest IT company in Europe.
ATOS Origin also own KPMG Consulting - see what happens looks very promising.
ATOS Origin also own KPMG Consulting - see what happens looks very promising.
Rougvie
Rising Damp
No one ever believes me but I am training to become a pilot with one of the webs favourite airlines !
Some say I am a nutter
Some say I am a nutter
Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
Rougvie said:
If you are how long does that take ?
Stumpy Tim
Well-known member
I work for an American IT Security company, and have started the business up over here.
I share an office with...... Schlumberger SEMA - soon to be Atos. Going to their Xmas party next Friday
I share an office with...... Schlumberger SEMA - soon to be Atos. Going to their Xmas party next Friday
Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
Stumpy Tim said:
Say hello to my future colleagues please !
Stumpy Tim
Well-known member
Beach Hut said:
I believe they're your current colleagues, as they're part of Schlumberger SEMA at the moment. They're thoroughly confused about what's going like you are I assume
Rougvie
Rising Damp
Beach Hut said:
It has taken me 5 years of building flying hours, then I was an instructor for a bit and earlier in the year I gained my Frozen ATPL licence, all whilst working as a solicitor.
After flying for a bit for a small cargo airline that went tits, I am now working for a big airline and hope to be airborne soon again.
Watch out, a nutter may be taking you on holiday soon !!!
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Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
Using Easyjet Friday week for W/E in Bilbao - "Hello, this is Captain Rougvie"
Rougvie
Rising Damp
In my dreams, its going to be a good 4 years till the Captains seat beckons
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I eat prawn sandwiches for breakfast, caviar for lunch and KFC for dinner. Routinely. I scale mountains at sunrise, fish for sharks before lunch, and stab biscuits into minute pieces during the day. I buy ice, just to watch it melt.
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Kenyan refugees, I write award-winning operas, and manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook thirty Minute Brownies in twenty minutes.
I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I had trials with Manchester United, I am the subject of numerous documentaries.
When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my garden. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have appeared on Through the Keyhole and won the gold plaque. Last summer I toured Eastern Europe with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration.
I run the 100m in 9.65 secs. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening.
I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only some vegetables and a Breville Toaster.
I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in Madrid, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and chess competitions at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.