What cack piece of work are you working on right now

[Simster]

Inspired by MoH's tedious oil tanker report comment:


I'm on here because I can't face the utter boredom of attempting to work out how to identify the offset leg of credit default swap entered into our accounting system by the operations department.

Fecking YAWN.

 

[Scoffers]

I have a customer coming in to meet me and my team
Yyyaaawwwnnnn

 

[Rangdo]

I'm (supposed to be) finishing a report on recommendations for reducing network alarms.

 

[Les Biehn]

I will have to do the post in a bit, but for now I am on here and might start writing a script or carry on teaching myself how to make website.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I'm supposed to be working on our team of technician's sevice visit schedule for next month.

Oh and I also have to file our sales forecast for September to head office.

Instead though, I am mostly thinking about the Mushy smiley and nailing the Austrian cellar girl.

 

[Rougvie]

I'm working on the Engineering input for the sale and lease back of a Boeing 747.

Nice trip to Dublin on Friday should wrap it up.

 

[Dandyman]

Draft Absence & Employment Profile Report for Directorate Management Team (yes, it is that dull...).

 

[Hannibal smith]

I'm (supposed to be) finishing a report on recommendations for reducing network alarms.

Bored together. I'm writing a business justifcation for the implementation of 5 new toolsets which will give a proactive network management system as opposed to the heap of shit we have at present.

One of the recommendations is the reduction of alarms. What were the chances of that eh?

(I admit this isn't coincidence that will make me re-evaluate God, the meaning of life and the world)

 

[hitony]

Sitting waiting to leave to go to the airport where we will fly out on holiday

 

[JJ McClure]

I am trying to figure out why sometimes when you cancel an inpatient booking it disappears completely (leaving no trace) and other times it remains on the system with a red cross through it (like it should). Poxy software.

 

[British Bulldog]

First day back at work for a week & supposed to be on a course. Got there & found they forgot to put my name on the list so i'm back home now. On top of that i've got the next 4 days off.

 

[Bozza]

I propose no work be done in NSC-land until the cricket gets wrapped up.

 

[Napper]

been on site visit , now back to doing feck all for the day

 

[Meade's Ball]

Yesterday i had a lengthy misanthropic muse with myself as the central character who had fire in his seat and belly. Became constantly frustrated in moody slants and the inability to house and care for the things i know again. How i never quote a single line of scarring depth i can these days wield in person or on air.
So, i decided i should concentrate on finding more of what i held before. I began with naming 2 animals beginning with A. Aardvark was of course the opening beast. With that i named what i thought of it, what i thought it could compare it to elsewhere and then copied what the dictionary factually stated so i could re-see things like "tubular snout" and "extensible".
Aligator, Beaver, Beagle, Camel, Clam and Dog then followed before i became too tired to continue.
Enjoyable, but still a reminder that life is loss and shit even as an amnesiac Noah with hateful kin on his boat.

 

[Redhead]

Trying to convince a buyer to offer more money for a property whilst typing up details.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Lord..why hast thou forsaken me?

I am finishing off a business plan which recommends the development of pre-filled syringes to be used in intensive care, after which I will present it to the marketing department who will then steal my work and claim it as their own.

Then I will go home and ask my bird for a handjob.

 

[rool]

I'm currently dossing at home after having a B12 injection. Might go back in after lunch. It's my last two days at this company, I have a week off and then I will be financial controller of a rather nice hotel in Tipperary.

 

[nail-Z]

I propose no work be done in NSC-land until the cricket gets wrapped up.

What he said.

So... who's playing?

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Sound for TSG Sales Training Conference for HP Computers. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Man of Harveys]

...then I will be financial controller of a rather nice hotel in Tipperary.

Is that a long way?