What cack piece of work are you working on right now

[Tubby Mondays]

Having read some of the threads on this board recently; my suicide note.

 

[rool]

Is that a long way?

Not from me

 

[tedebear]

Inspired by MoH's tedious oil tanker report comment:


I'm on here because I can't face the utter boredom of attempting to work out how to identify the offset leg of credit default swap entered into our accounting system by the operations department.

Fecking YAWN.

Now that one I can do and I'd sadly probably enjoy!

as it is I'm sitting at home knitting a sweater for a friends daughter which i'm supposed to have finished for her birthday on Saturday and frankly I've got buckleys and none of getting it done in time....and its boring me to tears!!

 

[Lankyseagull]

Having read some of the threads on this board recently; my suicide note.

I'm currently checking sub-contractors design drawings for concrete stairs *yawn*

Why can't they get things right?

Still, playing golf tomorrow!

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Currently attempting to create software distributions for two shitly written pieces of software. Utter toss.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Re: Re: What cack piece of work are you working on right now

as it is I'm sitting at home knitting a sweater for a friends daughter which i'm supposed to have finished for her birthday on Saturday and frankly I've got buckleys and none of getting it done in time....and its boring me to tears!!

tedebear, you're not doing it right.

1. Hold the two needles firmly in your left hand
2. hold the other end with your right.
3. Snap them in half
4. Go to baby Gap.

5. Go to Starbucks for a large latte and a cinnamon swirl!

 

[British Bulldog]

Re: Re: What cack piece of work are you working on right now

as it is I'm sitting at home knitting a sweater for a friends daughter

Knitting? Blimey I did'nt realise people still done that! I remember my mum used to knit me jumpers when I was young & she allways made the neck too tight. If it was bad enough putting them on it was pure torture getting the bloody things back off again. I hated winter when I was a kid.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i've got the day off

going into town in a bit- just after i wank over a picture of MUSHY

 

[Man of Harveys]

I think Sim's still in the lead of TEDIUM

 

[tedebear]

Re: Re: Re: What cack piece of work are you working on right now

tedebear, you're not doing it right.

1. Hold the two needles firmly in your left hand
2. hold the other end with your right.
3. Snap them in half
4. Go to baby Gap.

5. Go to Starbucks for a large latte and a cinnamon swirl!

mmmmmmmm Starbucks - very very tempting indeed Mr Kraay !!

 

[tedebear]

I think Sim's still in the lead of TEDIUM

If he can knit then I'll gladly swap with him!!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

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mmmmmmmm Starbucks - very very tempting indeed Mr Kraay !!

My lunch is in exactly 74 minutes. Costa Coffee today for a large Capuccino, a chocolate twist and the Telegraph.

In Eastleigh if you care to join me!!

 

[tedebear]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: What cack piece of work are you working on right now

My lunch is in exactly 74 minutes. Costa Coffee today for a large Capuccino, a chocolate twist and the Telegraph.

In Eastleigh if you care to join me!!

I'm more of a venti skim caramel macchiato girl myself....with skinny peach and raspberry muffin...

I shall have to decline your delightful offer Mr Kraay even though I'd love the opportunity to have my photo taken for your daily diary....I'm must away and knit knit knit

 

[dwayne]

data analysis and data input in an 07 global structured derivs budget (my careers come full circle)

disorganised, chaotic, political,

dire

 

[Bozza]

data analysis and data input in an 07 global structured derivs budget (my careers come full circle)

If that were the case wouldn't you be cleaning wards or whatever you did when you were an NHS lacky?

 

[tedebear]

data analysis and data input in an 07 global structured derivs budget (my careers come full circle)

disorganised, chaotic, political,

dire

ie excel data input monkey for the global derivatives team!

 

[Les Biehn]

data analysis and data input in an 07 global structured derivs budget (my careers come full circle)

disorganised, chaotic, political,

dire

I thought you would out drinking champers and laying large sums on whatever you fancy with all the other big boys.

 

[pasty]

Off sick today. Trapped a nerve in my shoulder, and the right hand side of my back has gone into muscle spasm. I am in pain. Wish Mrs Pasty was at home to look after me.

 

[dwayne]

I thought you would out drinking champers and laying large sums on whatever you fancy with all the other big boys.

perks of the job

but as Tede said before

"excel data input monkey"

is not far off the mark, I console myself with the thought of the monthly pay packet

x

 

[Squiggsy]

Looking at 'gaps' in MI extracts. Utter tedium.

Still, at least in means am working at home today / tomorrow.