El Presidente said:Calm down Les, you are a 26 year old Victor Meldrew.
It was a one liner response to the thread title, a cheap attempt to get a gag in, and as such was a crock of shit, I was in FACT felching Safeway last NYE, and believe me, that is nothing to boast about.![]()
It was a very detailed story Pres, has it been a fantasy of yours for a while? Is the sister-in-law a bit of a hottie. And felching Safeway must be like drinking cum soup out of a large bowl due to the amount of action his rusty sheriffs badge has seen.
I have no shame in admitting that I like to get slowly drunk in a pub where I can hear my friends and have easy access to the next pint. The Event II is no place for a man of my age.
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