What are you doing on New Years Eve?

[Les Biehn]

Calm down Les, you are a 26 year old Victor Meldrew.

It was a one liner response to the thread title, a cheap attempt to get a gag in, and as such was a crock of shit, I was in FACT felching Safeway last NYE, and believe me, that is nothing to boast about.

It was a very detailed story Pres, has it been a fantasy of yours for a while? Is the sister-in-law a bit of a hottie. And felching Safeway must be like drinking cum soup out of a large bowl due to the amount of action his rusty sheriffs badge has seen.

I have no shame in admitting that I like to get slowly drunk in a pub where I can hear my friends and have easy access to the next pint. The Event II is no place for a man of my age.

 

[Goodfella]

Can't stand New Years Eve therefore will be staying in.

Most people cant stand new years eve.

 

[El Presidente]

It was a very detailed story Pres, has it been a fantasy of yours for a while?

I think your middle name should be Poirot Les, absolutely spot on. If only the wife had a sister it would almost certainly be true as well. (assuming that she was (a) a hottie as you rightly point out, (b) a slut and (c) blind).

As for Safeway's Rusty Badge, don't knock it til you've tried it. He attempted to make me jealous last night by making eyes at Jake Robinson all evening at LUTES, but I can still taste last NYE as if it was tonight's tea

 

[surrey jim]

i'l be down the Weald in Burgess Hill, cheap tickets to get in and regular prices for beer,

 

[Les Biehn]

I think your middle name should be Poirot Les, absolutely spot on. If only the wife had a sister it would almost certainly be true as well. (assuming that she was (a) a hottie as you rightly point out, (b) a slut and (c) blind).

As for Safeway's Rusty Badge, don't knock it til you've tried it. He attempted to make me jealous last night by making eyes at Jake Robinson all evening at LUTES, but I can still taste last NYE as if it was tonight's tea

Thats Miss Marple Les to you. Why would she have to be blind?

Also if you were felching Safeway how come you can still taste him, surely it is yourself and his other punters from that night that you can taste?

 

[Les Biehn]

i'l be down the Weald in Burgess Hill, cheap tickets to get in and regular prices for beer,

What is the Weald like nowadays? When I was a young lad it was renowned for being something of an oldmans pub but as I havn't been out in Burgess for nearly 6yrs I havn't really got my finger on the pulse.

 

[chez]

Event. Same as every year.

Class!! I remember New Years Eve down the Event, they used to be great. They used to charge the earth to get in - usually £8 but it was always a good night. Think I done New Year there in 1991,92 & 93.

 

[Goodfella]

What is the Weald like nowadays? When I was a young lad it was renowned for being something of an oldmans pub but as I havn't been out in Burgess for nearly 6yrs I havn't really got my finger on the pulse.

The way you talk Les, you probably wouldn't feel anything if you did.

 

[Les Biehn]

Class!! I remember New Years Eve down the Event, they used to be great. They used to charge the earth to get in - usually £8 but it was always a good night. Think I done New Year there in 1991,92 & 93.

I believe I was there either 98 or 99. It was hell on earth but I pulled 3 times (one was even half decent) and I was the only one of my mates who didn't get roughed up by the bouncers because I was so pissed I didn't even realise it was my friends that they were throwing out. Sweet.

 

[Les Biehn]

The way you talk Les, you probably wouldn't feel anything if you did.

From what I know of the Weald Jimmy I would fit right in.

 

[El Presidente]

Also if you were felching Safeway how come you can still taste him, surely it is yourself and his other punters from that night that you can taste?

I often drink my own straight from the pump and it tastes completely different from inside the washing machine of Safeway's arris

 

[Les Biehn]

I often drink my own straight from the pump and it tastes completely different from inside the washing machine of Safeway's arris

That is because it is a trouser porrige cocktail.

You never answered the question of why she would have to be blind.

 

[Goodfella]

From what I know of the Weald Jimmy I would fit right in.

Yeah, it's a small Weald Les.

 

[El Presidente]

That is because it is a trouser porrige cocktail.

You never answered the question of why she would have to be blind.

You clearly have never seen me (but then, never has she)

 

[Les Biehn]

Yeah, it's a small Weald Les.

Oh dear Jimmy your last post actually made me laugh because it was very witty. With this one you have let yourself down. Shame on you.

 

[Les Biehn]

You clearly have never seen me (but then, never has she)

Pres don't be so hard on yourself. You still have Safeway afterall.

 

[Goodfella]

Oh dear Jimmy your last post actually made me laugh because it was very witty. With this one you have let yourself down. Shame on you.

Oh well, cant please everyone all of the time.

 

[surrey jim]

What is the Weald like nowadays? When I was a young lad it was renowned for being something of an oldmans pub but as I havn't been out in Burgess for nearly 6yrs I havn't really got my finger on the pulse.

nice quiet little pub, full of regulars throughout the week rather than the heaving friday and saturday. dosn't get the usual chav bragade there

 

[Les Biehn]

Top House was the place to be back in the late 90's. Used to go in the railway sometimes. Now I've heard the town is full of coked up nobbers looking for a fight (as opposed to pilled up ones in my day).

 

[Goodfella]

Top House was the place to be back in the late 90's. Used to go in the railway sometimes. Now I've heard the town is full of coked up nobbers looking for a fight (as opposed to pilled up ones in my day).

If you dont mind me asking Les, excactly how old are you?