What are you doing on New Years Eve?

[Starry]

New years eve is the worst night of the year. It is rammed, expensive and impossible to get home (especially if you live in Burgess Hill and only go out in Brighton). I have been invited to two parties, both in Shoreham. But Its such a hassle to get there I just don't know if I can be arsed. Boycott new year is what I say.

You and me both.

It's amateurs night. Those who don't drink all year then get trolleyed, puke everywhere, thump their mates, pee all over the place, rumble in the kebab shop, all on top of the regular Saturday night drinkers.

Can't imagine much worse really. A few drinks at home, with people I want to be with who won't vomit over my floor and will pee in the toilet, good drink, good food, good company and no need to hire an overpaid spotty teenager to mind my kids.

 

[El Presidente]

What? Managed her? what does that mean?

Sexual congress Les

 

[Les Biehn]

You and me both.

It's amateurs night. Those who don't drink all year then get trolleyed, puke everywhere, thump their mates, pee all over the place, rumble in the kebab shop, all on top of the regular Saturday night drinkers.

Can't imagine much worse really. A few drinks at home, with people I want to be with who won't vomit over my floor and will pee in the toilet, good drink, good food, good company and no need to hire an overpaid spotty teenager to mind my kids.

Spot on Starry. I feel this way and I'm 26, which shows how shit the whole thing is.

 

[Les Biehn]

Sexual congress Les

Firstly how the f*** does managed equate to intercourse? Secondly you shagged your wife's sister! please tell me this is a joke? I once pissed on my neighbours car door handle just to get the pleasure of seeing him open it in the morning but you my friend are the lowest of the low. Not for doing it, but for boasting about it.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Firstly how the f*** does managed equate to intercourse?

The thread title is what are you DOING on NYE.

I will be drinking, dancing, chatting, and stumbling off into the sunrise.

 

[Les Biehn]

The thread title is what are you DOING on NYE.

I will be drinking, dancing, chatting, and stumbling off into the sunrise.

Thanks for putting me right KSA. You really are quite the semantics genius.

 

[Safeway]

I feel this way and I'm 26, which shows how shit the whole thing is.

Shows how OLD you're getting.

 

[Les Biehn]

I'm all up for getting shit bagged but not when it takes me half an hour to get to the bar while getting elbowed and shoved the whole time.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I will be solving a murder in Putney, whilst drinking copious amounts of wine or whatever I can get my hands on, an hopefully charming one of the three single ladies at the party.

Reality? Drink too much, embarrass myself and wake up with red wine stains on my lips, shirt and trousers. Cracking headache and "you'll never guess what you did last night......". Plus sending numerous texts to girlfriends asking if they think of me in a different way.....

 

[Safeway]

I'm all up for getting shit bagged but not when it takes me half an hour to get to the bar while getting elbowed and shoved the whole time.

I know, and isn't the music LOUD these days?

 

[Les Biehn]

I know, and isn't the music LOUD these days?

Exactly. Glad to see you're coming round to my way of thinking Safeway.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I'm all up for getting shit bagged but not when it takes me half an hour to get to the bar while getting elbowed and shoved the whole time.

Drink beforehand or have a hipflask handy down the back of your boxers. They never feel there, surely



* barreloffun takes no responsiblilty for advice given as he has never tried it. Do so at your own peril.

 

[Les Biehn]

I will be solving a murder in Putney, whilst drinking copious amounts of wine or whatever I can get my hands on, an hopefully charming one of the three single ladies at the party.

Reality? Drink too much, embarrass myself and wake up with red wine stains on my lips, shirt and trousers. Cracking headache and "you'll never guess what you did last night......". Plus sending numerous texts to girlfriends asking if they think of me in a different way.....

Don't take this the wrong way Barrel but do you not do so well with the ladies? I bring your attention to the 'think of me in a different way' sentence of your post.

 

[Goodfella]

Don't take this the wrong way Barrel but do you not do so well with the ladies? I bring your attention to the 'think of me in a different way' sentence of your post.

Trust you to pick that bit out my dear Les.

 

[Les Biehn]

Trust you to pick that bit out my dear Les.

Why trust me Jimmy?

 

[Goodfella]

Why trust me Jimmy?

Because you seem like the trustworthy kind.

 

[Les Biehn]

Because you seem like the trustworthy kind.

You knows it.

 

[El Presidente]

Firstly how the f*** does managed equate to intercourse? Secondly you shagged your wife's sister! please tell me this is a joke? I once pissed on my neighbours car door handle just to get the pleasure of seeing him open it in the morning but you my friend are the lowest of the low. Not for doing it, but for boasting about it.

Calm down Les, you are a 26 year old Victor Meldrew.

It was a one liner response to the thread title, a cheap attempt to get a gag in, and as such was a crock of shit, I was in FACT felching Safeway last NYE, and believe me, that is nothing to boast about.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Can't stand New Years Eve therefore will be staying in.

 

[El Presidente]

Can't stand New Years Eve therefore will be staying in.

Staying in who?