Ban any beer with an abv below 5.5 %
and refuse to give in to those wanker teachers who are going on strike soon because they dont think they are getting enough money for the piss poor job they are doing whilst sitting on their fat arses for 12 weeks of the year and then moaning that its not their fault the kids are unruly i mean discipline should start in the home and i dont see why i should stay behind for 30 minutes after school for any out of school activities unless i am going to get paid for it and i have loads of marking to do even though i request extra from the GCSE marking board where i get paid extra even though i am so f***ing busy with my 8 free periods every 2 weeks and then i have all the stress of......................f*** off.
People like you really make others want to become teachers!