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Ship out Fat, alcholics, drug addicts and lazy c*nts and just maybe are taxes won't go through the roof.
Oh and Palace and Pompey fans can go aswell!
Oh and Palace and Pompey fans can go aswell!
Norman Baker suck my lozenge
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Hang drug dealers and nonces.
Digweeds Trousers
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Make people get a licence before they procreate - sit an exam or something.
if they have kids without a licence then sterilise them. Frankly culture and morality is being bred out of this country.
Lazy, grasping, work-shy tossers who we should line up and give an ultimatum to.
You have 4 weeks on benefit if you have no children under the age of 16 - if you ahve not taken a job by then we will remove benefit. If no solution to the problem after benefit removed then you will be sent to a destination of the this governments choice to help re-build cities, work in communities that have suffered either natural or manmade disaster.
Neuter paedophiles and rapists and send them to environmentally geared projects, such as putting ice-cubes into Wilkins shelf in Antartica.
Provide teachers with catlle prods and tear gasand allow them to dispense at will
if they have kids without a licence then sterilise them. Frankly culture and morality is being bred out of this country.
Lazy, grasping, work-shy tossers who we should line up and give an ultimatum to.
You have 4 weeks on benefit if you have no children under the age of 16 - if you ahve not taken a job by then we will remove benefit. If no solution to the problem after benefit removed then you will be sent to a destination of the this governments choice to help re-build cities, work in communities that have suffered either natural or manmade disaster.
Neuter paedophiles and rapists and send them to environmentally geared projects, such as putting ice-cubes into Wilkins shelf in Antartica.
Provide teachers with catlle prods and tear gasand allow them to dispense at will
alan partridge
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ship out half the people on this thread
Jamon Jamon
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i work in the leisure industry, when do iget to take my lunch fiveminutes....I mean hour?
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Lord Bracknell
On fire
When everyone else is at work and the shops are open.
beorhthelm
A. Virgo, Football Genius
- Jul 21, 2003
- 35,826
political reform: in order to reconcile the benefits of consituancy linked MPs with the "fairer" aspect of PR, have elections for the Commons as they are but the votes are added up to determin the propotions of 50% of the Lords (other 50% remains they are, theres benefits to life membership such as long term view rather than next election). Remove the concept of the party whip, all votes on individual conscience, so the MP is working for our interests not those of their leadership.
Ban any beer with an abv below 5.5 %
and refuse to give in to those wanker teachers who are going on strike soon because they dont think they are getting enough money for the piss poor job they are doing whilst sitting on their fat arses for 12 weeks of the year and then moaning that its not their fault the kids are unruly i mean discipline should start in the home and i dont see why i should stay behind for 30 minutes after school for any out of school activities unless i am going to get paid for it and i have loads of marking to do even though i request extra from the GCSE marking board where i get paid extra even though i am so f***ing busy with my 8 free periods every 2 weeks and then i have all the stress of......................f*** off.
and refuse to give in to those wanker teachers who are going on strike soon because they dont think they are getting enough money for the piss poor job they are doing whilst sitting on their fat arses for 12 weeks of the year and then moaning that its not their fault the kids are unruly i mean discipline should start in the home and i dont see why i should stay behind for 30 minutes after school for any out of school activities unless i am going to get paid for it and i have loads of marking to do even though i request extra from the GCSE marking board where i get paid extra even though i am so f***ing busy with my 8 free periods every 2 weeks and then i have all the stress of......................f*** off.
wigman
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Bring Bill Archer to justice!
Not to mention forcing shops to remain shut on Sundays, also.
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 71,885
Dropping friendly bombs on Dewsbury would be a start.
It is a long way of saying that some people are a pain in the head.
I don't bother to make friends with alcoholics and dope fiends, cause they have a short life expectancy. And they are boring. Most of them.
desprateseagull
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minimum wage to be raised to £8 an hour. gives more people more choice; more ££ for public to spend, more taxes for government projects (NHS? housing? roads / transport systems)..
before people start whinging about prices having to go up, perhaps the bosses should take a look at the wege they pay themselves, and ask if they really deserve / need it?
lets share the wealth- absolutely no need for ANYONE to be homeless / starving, in the 21st century?
any donations welcome..!
before people start whinging about prices having to go up, perhaps the bosses should take a look at the wege they pay themselves, and ask if they really deserve / need it?
lets share the wealth- absolutely no need for ANYONE to be homeless / starving, in the 21st century?
any donations welcome..!
Stop all immigration (including EU).
Launch a cash incentive programme to encourage recent (last 20 years) immigrants to go back home.
Cancel membership of the EU.
Reduce number of MPs by 50%.
Privatise the NHS.
Vouchers for school fees. If you want to put it towards private education you can.
Ban faith schools.
That will do for the moment!
Launch a cash incentive programme to encourage recent (last 20 years) immigrants to go back home.
Cancel membership of the EU.
Reduce number of MPs by 50%.
Privatise the NHS.
Vouchers for school fees. If you want to put it towards private education you can.
Ban faith schools.
That will do for the moment!
Nemesis
SERIOUSLY!
Get rid of the obsession with 'celebrities'.
Kick out Naomi Campbell-it's time some other country was blessed with her.
Kick out Naomi Campbell-it's time some other country was blessed with her.
Tricky Dicky
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Forget the obsession, can't we just get rid of the 'celebrities'.
Tooting Gull
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- Jul 5, 2003
- 11,033
Drastically cut controlled parking zones to those areas where it's actually useful, rather than just revenue-raising.
If you're a company with outlets in Britain, and British customers, make it illegal to have call centres outside the UK. Everyone dreads these calls at the best of times without an ignorance of your circumstances further muddying the waters.
Get Jon Gaunt off the radio. He's got this amazing platform five days a week, and all he does is peddle and stir up hatred, prejudice and bigotry. He and his ilk are making this country a far worse and less harmonious place to live in.
And personally I'd abolish private schools and healthcare, the single best way of raising standards across the board for the other 85-90 per cent.
If you're a company with outlets in Britain, and British customers, make it illegal to have call centres outside the UK. Everyone dreads these calls at the best of times without an ignorance of your circumstances further muddying the waters.
Get Jon Gaunt off the radio. He's got this amazing platform five days a week, and all he does is peddle and stir up hatred, prejudice and bigotry. He and his ilk are making this country a far worse and less harmonious place to live in.
And personally I'd abolish private schools and healthcare, the single best way of raising standards across the board for the other 85-90 per cent.
