Valentine Days - PAH !.

[Mowgli]

Lads, you have to listen to NMH;

You tell your partner this "I often used to tell my girlfriends I was going to see The Albion, while I was banging some other bird. It worked a treat"
Guess who is coming with you to watch The Albion every time you want to go!

Tell that to my mate Carl, not one but TWO of his ex girlfriends became gay after they had left him, one night pure chance ran into each other in a club, had never met each other before or had prior knowledge of each others relationship with my mate, they are now engaged for a big summer wedding.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Forfucksake Spielberk, use MS WORD to create a document that says on it;-

"Stargazer.com acknowledges that you ----- --------- have bought Ms --- ------ the star-rights to THE MOON, brushing aside all other less-expensive stars for your lady. Congratulations, and enjoy your blowie"

The BJ is a given. Infact a night of mind blowing sex is on the cards.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Yeh, I realised it won't arrive in time, but still show and tell her about it.
And Free P&P BONUS.

I'll tell you her reaction tomorrow

Keep me updated. Its a winner.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Tell that to my mate Carl, not one but TWO of his ex girlfriends became gay after they had left him, one night pure chance ran into each other in a club, had never met each other before or had prior knowledge of each others relationship with my mate, they are now engaged for a big summer wedding.

Outstanding

Roses are red
Violets are blue
We both became lesbians
After sleeping with you.

 

[NMH]

Tell that to my mate Carl, not one but TWO of his ex girlfriends became gay after they had left him, one night pure chance ran into each other in a club, had never met each other before or had prior knowledge of each others relationship with my mate, they are now engaged for a big summer wedding.

Is there still a chance for your mate to get back in there?

I mean, two laytees who are into each other, and the chance to be the meat-meister in the sandwich??

 

[Mowgli]

Not sure he would know what to do to be totally honest with ya, he still in shock. He got rsvp for him + 1 just over 2 week ago now but can't stop laughing.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Not sure he would know what to do to be totally honest with ya, he still in shock. He got rsvp for him + 1 just over 2 week ago now but can't stop laughing.

It's a shame he can't give a speech at the wedding...that would be worth hearing.

 

[nobody's dupe]

Holy f*** it's going to be cold. May have to wait till the summer to show her it

And there was me thinking that US's advice was to point out a star that had been named after your girlfriend. Hang on, haven't you got central heating in your bedroom?

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

And there was me thinking that US's advice was to point out a star that had been named after your girlfriend. Hang on, haven't you got central heating in your bedroom?

Funny guy.

 

[nobody's dupe]

It's a shame he can't give a speech at the wedding...that would be worth hearing.

 

[sureyyathegodofthephonein]

On my own again watching the Albion
what else can i say?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

And there was me thinking that US's advice was to point out a star that had been named after your girlfriend. Hang on, haven't you got central heating in your bedroom?

This is the deal, get a dvd, have nice meal, a bottle of wine and then say " I have something to show you ". Go outside and show her, her star and name it after her. Tell her she will get the star chart soon and do the same again when it arrives.

 

[Mowgli]

It's a shame he can't give a speech at the wedding...that would be worth hearing.

Great little poem

Well being such a great friend i am, I'm trying to get him to go along since i know they would like him to go, so much to consider though, is he gonna sit on the brides side or the grooms for starters

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

On my own again watching the Albion
what else can i say?

"What can i say?"

Better luck next year?

 

[nobody's dupe]

. . . . so much to consider though, is he gonna sit on the brides side or the grooms for starters

Oh! This gets better. I haven't had such an attack of the giggles since Kev's post of his and his mother's tale of their Falmer visit.

 

[Mowgli]

Oh! This gets better. I haven't had such an attack of the giggles since Kev's post of his and his mother's tale of their Falmer visit.

Can imagine how much fun it is winding him up all the time

 

[nobody's dupe]

. . . is he gonna sit on the brides side or the grooms for starters

Are you suggesting that he might might change seats for the main course?

 

[Mowgli]

Are you suggesting that he might might change seats for the main course?

Just need to figure out dessert then

 

[nobody's dupe]

Is he going to give them away? After all he is well practised. He's done it twice already.

 

[Mowgli]

LOVING this aren't you

Can give an update on the big day if you really want