Going to a friend's for there birthday thing in the morning, listen to the Albion in the afternoon, was planning to chill at my mates in the evening, have a few drinks or maybe go down the pub, but my friend who just happens to be a rather stunning pole / lap dancer gave me a call earlier and will be in Brighton and she owes me a dance so think she will have my attention for the evening.
Ain't that always the way? It's worse if you're female you know, women no doubt expect you chaps to have an interest in football, but try telling a bloke who's not bothered about the game (or is a Palace fan, god forbid) that you'll be disappearing off to Withdean every other Saturday with a bunch of guys...funny the effect that seems to have on them
Ain't that always the way? It's worse if you're female you know, women no doubt expect you chaps to have an interest in football, but try telling a bloke who's not bothered about the game (or is a Palace fan, god forbid) that you'll be disappearing off to Withdean every other Saturday with a bunch of guys...funny the effect that seems to have on them
But surely Edna you have an advantage most ladies don't have. I'm sure that just like me, many a man would be putty in your hands with a promise that you would wear your uniform in the bedroom.
- The albion
- Was supposed to be going boxing after that, but my coach has decided he's not coming in so he take can his girlfriend out!
What's WRONG with these people eh?
We'll have to all find a suitable post-match pub for singletons to dissect tomorrow's game. No loved-up types allowed :notbitter:
Valentines is a load of bollocks, but I'd better not risk getting my girlfriend nothing, she has a mad temper
This thread is for singles only!!
