Uncle Spielberg Pulls Up Dead

[Man of Harveys]

I f***ing KNEW it!

I'm going to FLOUNCE on your f***ing HEAD

 

[Bry Nylon]

Firstly, Gareth and Dave have been and are still good friends and this whole thing hasn't changed that. Secondly, I don't get overemotional about some animal dying and post about it and remonstrate with others who don't feel that. Thirdly, how do you know I'd squeal? Somethings really DO piss me off on here - a lot of the anti-Germans are all Nazis stuff pre-world cup for example, but I totally ignored it and didn't flounce or squeal. So you're talking shit. Fourthly, why the f*** am I even bothering to answer you?

It's all kicking off again

The odds on Harveys flouncing before sunset have been SLASHED

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Right that's it I'm off. People are bullying me and calling my carefully thought out and well-considered opinions 'crap'. You all ought to get proper lives you sad keyboard warriors instead of picking on old men like me who haven't got any real friends. NSC is my life and now you've spoilt it, so I hope you're all happy now.

I'm leaving and I'm keeping the jewellry!

*SLAM*

Oi - get back in here Brovian.

You have not got enough posts for a flounce.

 

[Lokki 7]

The really funny thing is that, if you received just one-hundreth of the crap that got chucked at Gareth, you would be squealing like a stuffed pig

This week on NSC has been the best EVER as far as I'm concerned. So many people have entertained me in so many ways but you my friend have been absolutely on FIRE.

 

[Man of Harveys]

It's all kicking off again

The odds on Harveys flouncing before sunset have been SLASHED

Thank you for nominating YOURSELF for Brovian's "Day Of The Long Knives" - I second that nomination.

I'd never flounce. Ever.

 

[aftershavedave]

"Squeal like a pig there boy"

i rather suspect that with LI "giving it to him hard" (*) that he may indeeed squeal like a pig



* piss-taking that is of course

 

[Lokki 7]

Somethings really DO piss me off on here sometimes - a lot of the anti-German "they're all a bunch of Nazis" stuff pre-world cup for example, but I totally ignored it and didn't flounce or squeal.

That's not entirely true now Lofty is it?

 

[Lammy]

 

[Lammy]

I'm going to FLOUNCE on your f***ing HEAD

I think he's starting to bite...

 

[Man of Harveys]

That's not entirely true now Lofty is it?

Yes it is, old northern ladies' titgroper - by and large. Christ, my post count would either be 20,000+ or I'd have had flounced out like a big pantomime DAME if I'd taken issue with every one of them in the summer.

 

[Man of Harveys]

I think he's starting to bite...

Don't flatter yourself honey...

 

[aftershavedave]

Yes it is, old northern ladies' titgroper - by and large. Christ, my post count would either be 20,000+ or I'd have had flounced out like a big pantomime DAME if I'd taken issue with every one of them in the summer.

you didn't stop !

you refused to wear that charming WW1 spiked german helmet we presented you with, took to a diet of boiled ham and kraut and bizarrely enough for a man of your sexual desparation would only chat up buxom blondes in pigtails for the whole summer.

come on lofty admit it!

 

[Commander]

Thirdly, how do you know I'd squeal? Somethings really DO piss me off on here sometimes - a lot of the anti-German "they're all a bunch of Nazis" stuff pre-world cup for example, but I totally ignored it and didn't flounce or squeal.

That's not entirely true now Lofty is it?

Germans are all a bunch of Nazis

FLOUNCE! SQUEAL!

 

[Lammy]

you didn't stop !

you refused to wear that charming WW1 spiked german helmet we presented you with, took to a diet of boiled ham and kraut and bizarrely enough for a man of your sexual desparation would only chat up buxom blondes in pigtails for the whole summer.

come on lofty admit it!

 

[Man of Harveys]

you didn't stop !

you refused to wear that charming WW1 spiked german helmet we presented you with, took to a diet of boiled ham and kraut and bizarrely enough for a man of your sexual desparation would only chat up buxom blondes in pigtails for the whole summer.

come on lofty admit it!

OK, ok - guilty...or "schuldig", if you prrefferen

 

[tedebear]

and bizarrely enough for a man of your sexual desparation would only chat up buxom blondes in pigtails for the whole summer.

Really? Blimey - you learn something everyday!

 

[aftershavedave]

Really? Blimey - you learn something everyday!

a pulse is usually sufficient for our resident hun

 

[Man of Harveys]

a pulse is usually sufficient for our resident hun

At the moment, you're far from wrong. Even that's negotiable.

 

[Trufflehound]

I was going to post a gag about blitzflouncing across Poland and the Sudetenland...






...but then I thought better of it.

 

[Lokki 7]

a pulse is usually sufficient for our resident hun

At the moment, you're far from wrong. Even that's negotiable.

A negotiation from which you are likely to come out on top I would imagine.