Trafalgar Day

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

A widowers daughter was marrying a sailor. the day before the wedding, the father knowing what sailors are like, says to his daughter " if your new husband ever wants sex "the other way round", tell me and I will have a word with him". Six months after the wedding, she is still puzzled by what her father said, so she asks her husband if he would like to try sex "the other way round" for a change. her husband says " no, I don't want to fill the house up with bloody children

Wahayhay!
Never forgot what my sea Dad told me when I first joined the Newcastle.
"once you get the helmet in skin the shaft just slides up!"

 

[User removed 4]

Didn't he lose as many battles as he won?

You seem to have a bit of an agenda, you're always making snide remarks about this country, you've already told me how your dad is italian, why not live there, you've obviously got a bit of a chip on your shoulder.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

f*** me, was william tell your skill at arms instructor ?

Nah he was a sprog when I joined....Lol!

 

[Seagull on the wing]

What was the last german capital ship afloat....just?....give you a clue,she was found rusting in dock as the Allies swept through Germany....

OK As nobody got it....it was the heavy cruiser the 'Hipper'

 

[skipper734]

OK As nobody got it....it was the heavy cruiser the 'Hipper'

What about Prinz Eugen. Went on to be USS Prinz Eugon, so was also afloat and in use.