Tottenham Hotspur Jokes

[Smythe]

All premiership fixtures have been suspended this weekend after ladbrooks detected irregular betting patterns........... someone put a fiver on Tottenham to beat Bolton.

 

[Paxton Dazo]

was 24 years ago..................

Your so sharp your'll cut yourself.

 

[HG201]

All premiership fixtures have been suspended this weekend after ladbrooks detected irregular betting patterns........... someone put a fiver on Tottenham to beat Bolton.

Take a boo son

 

[Mendoza]

Ha ha ha ha ha what was Gomes doing there. JOKE

 

[Paxton Dazo]

Ha ha ha ha ha what was Gomes doing there. JOKE

Gomes.

That IS a joke in itself.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Elizabeth Fritzl's diary


Monday: Stayed in. Dad came down and f*cked me.

Tuesday: Stayed in. Got f*cked by Dad.

Wednesday: Stayed in. Dad f*cked me doggy style.

Thursday: Stayed in. Dad $punked on my face.

Friday: Stayed in. Dad gave my arse a right poundin.

Saturday: Dad took me to watch Spurs play. Wish we'd stayed in.

Sunday: Stayed in. Dad made me eat his own sh*t , then felt totally humiliated when he made me wear a Spurs shirt for the rest of the day.

 

[Timbo]

Every single one of those I heard 20+ years ago when Man U were relegated to the 2nd Division. Spurs will finish the season midtable or just below.

Christ you're a barrel of laughs! Everyone's heard all these before, it's just a bit of light hearted fun!

 

[Timbo]

All premiership fixtures have been suspended this weekend after ladbrooks detected irregular betting patterns........... someone put a fiver on Tottenham to beat Bolton.

Apart from this one. Nice one!!

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Udinese 2-0 Tottenham

That's pretty funny!

 

[Frutos]

Every single one of those I heard 20+ years ago when Man U were relegated to the 2nd Division. Spurs will finish the season midtable or just below.

Even:

David Blaine was gutted to hear that his record of 48 days in the box doing absolutely nothing has been broken by Darren Bent."

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Even:

Maybe they had the gift of foresight?!

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Maybe they had the gift of foresight?!

Bruce Foresight ?

 

[Frutos]

Bruce Foresight ?

Nice to see them (hopefully getting relegated), to see them (hopefully getting relegated) nice!

 

[Paxton Dazo]

 

[Dandyman]

The last time Spurs were this shit, Arsenal had n't even bribed their way out of Division 2 yet...oh, wait a minute I'm not sure I've got the hang of this...

 

[The Large One]

The last time Spurs were this shit, Arsenal had n't even bribed their way out of Division 2 yet...oh, wait a minute I'm not sure I've got the hang of this...

That's only 90 years or so ago...

You should have an elephant on your badge, not a cockerel.

 

[Buzzer]

Madonna is odds on to be the next Spurs manager. She's managed to keep clean sheets for the last 18 months.

 

[Paxton Dazo]

Madonna is odds on to be the next Spurs manager. She's managed to keep clean sheets for the last 18 months.

 

[Garage_Doors]

Your so sharp your'll cut yourself.

I have to confess, i did check my answer with a calculator before posting

 

[Hannibal smith]

After being beaten 2-0 by Udinese, Juande Ramos goes into the directors lounge to see Daniel Levy and praise the fans. ‘I can’t believe it’ he says ‘We were rubbish, beaten and outplayed for 90 minutes but the fans wouldn’t stop chanting my name’ ‘No’ says Levy ‘You misheard, they were chanting you will only last one day, not there is only Juande’