Still, if Harry gets £150 million to spend in the Summer you might make the Inter Toto.
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Tottenham Hotspur Jokes
- Thread starter Garage_Doors
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Still, if Harry gets £150 million to spend in the Summer you might make the Inter Toto.
Paxton Dazo
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Ninja Elephant
Doctor Elephant
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SPURS WIN-A-GAME SHOCKER!!!
I know they're old, but I've rarely laughed as much as I did when reading these.
As a Tottenham enthusiast, I find it amazing how many jokes there are about Spurs. Bit harsh, but pure brilliance. 
Paxton Dazo
Up The Spurs.
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This will make you laugh too: -
Fa Cups - 8.
Fa Cup R-Up - 1.
League Cups - 4
League Cup R-Up - 3.
Charity Shields - 10.
Charity Shield R-Up - 2.
Uefa Cups - 2.
Uefa Cup R-Ups - 1.
UEFA Cup Winners' Cups - 1.
Champions of England - 2.
Runners up of England - 4.
2nd Divison Champions - 2.
2nd Divison R-Ups - 2.
Southern League Champions - 1.
Western League Champions - 1.
FA Youth Cup winners - 3.
Well funny,.
Fa Cups - 8.
Fa Cup R-Up - 1.
League Cups - 4
League Cup R-Up - 3.
Charity Shields - 10.
Charity Shield R-Up - 2.
Uefa Cups - 2.
Uefa Cup R-Ups - 1.
UEFA Cup Winners' Cups - 1.
Champions of England - 2.
Runners up of England - 4.
2nd Divison Champions - 2.
2nd Divison R-Ups - 2.
Southern League Champions - 1.
Western League Champions - 1.
FA Youth Cup winners - 3.
Well funny,
.This will make you laugh too: -
Fa Cups - 8.
Fa Cup R-Up - 1.
League Cups - 4
League Cup R-Up - 3.
Charity Shields - 10.
Charity Shield R-Up - 2.
Uefa Cups - 2.
Uefa Cup R-Ups - 1.
UEFA Cup Winners' Cups - 1.
Champions of England - 2.
Runners up of England - 4.
2nd Divison Champions - 2.
2nd Divison R-Ups - 2.
Southern League Champions - 1.
Western League Champions - 1.
FA Youth Cup winners - 3.
Well funny,
Not bad for the 2nd best club in North London.
Ninja Elephant
Doctor Elephant
- Feb 16, 2009
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Paxton Dazo
Up The Spurs.
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Ninja Elephant
Doctor Elephant
- Feb 16, 2009
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I'm not interested too much in the history to be honest mate. As I've mentioned before, I've been to the Lane 4 times this season. I like Tottenham as a club, though I don't really specifically like any of the players. Except Gareth Bale. 
Paxton Dazo
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He's ugly, Welsh and shit. What more could be wrong with him.
Ninja Elephant
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- Feb 16, 2009
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Ugly?
He's no Doug Loft, but ugly he ain't. Plus, he's an FM legend for me. Much like Lee Barnard, ironically. And Dorian Dervite (lower leagues), Osei Sankofa, Adam Barrett, Anthony Grant, Franck Moussa and Francis Laurent. What do they all have in common?.... f***ing Southend are just a team full of good FM players!
He's no Doug Loft, but ugly he ain't. Plus, he's an FM legend for me. Much like Lee Barnard, ironically. And Dorian Dervite (lower leagues), Osei Sankofa, Adam Barrett, Anthony Grant, Franck Moussa and Francis Laurent. What do they all have in common?.... f***ing Southend are just a team full of good FM players!
Paxton Dazo
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Right then lads, I've made up my mind. I'm going to send ANYONE [who asks nicely] a Postcard, from our European Tours next season.
All you have to do, is send me a PM saying : Daz, I'd like a postcard, good luck in next years Europa League, and every European Away I do, your'll be getting a postcard. Also, an adress would help.
I'm willing to accept any apologys from people that thought they would laugh at Spurs - a team that will be representing England in next years Europa League.
Ahh, I wont be a party pooper, here's one;
What do you call a team that had 2 points after 8 games, but are easily on course for a top 7 place?
Tottenham Hotspur.
Get in there.
All you have to do, is send me a PM saying : Daz, I'd like a postcard, good luck in next years Europa League, and every European Away I do, your'll be getting a postcard. Also, an adress would help.
I'm willing to accept any apologys from people that thought they would laugh at Spurs - a team that will be representing England in next years Europa League.
Ahh, I wont be a party pooper, here's one;
What do you call a team that had 2 points after 8 games, but are easily on course for a top 7 place?
Tottenham Hotspur.
Get in there.
nevergoagain
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Can you bring me back some smokes please ?.
Paxton Dazo
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It would be my pleasure, that's depending on where we play of course.
nevergoagain
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Woo Hoo, marlboro lights please, unless you get a dutch team in which case Northern Lights is much better. 
Paxton Dazo
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Woo Hoo, marlboro lights please, unless you get a dutch team in which case Northern Lights is much better.
Skaville
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Can't you just f*** off to a Tottenham board?
I love it wheb this thread gets bounced
Half Time Pies
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Good to see that Tottenham fans have finally realised their level. Chuffed to bits with 9th in the premier league when last summer I was subjected to the usual false optimism bollocks from every spurs fan about how 'this year' Tottenham really were going to replace Arsenal in the top 4!
Paxton Dazo
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Well said sir