Top rant from QPR fan

[shoreham moonraker]

I reckon this bloke is pretty much spot on, Check out this rant, some QPR fan on the Football 365 pages

"I take more pleasure in seeing Chelsea lose than I do in seeing QPR win at the moment.

I sat through so many matches when we were absolute dogs**t under the likes of Ray Harford and with people like Paul Bruce, Matthew Brazier and Mark Perry in the squad and I never felt like this.

The club isn't ours anymore but moreso than that - football is just properly gash these days.

I mean really gash.

football generally.

I hate nearly everything about it these days....

I hate the Prem and the myth that it is exciting this year. Man City breaking into the top four isn't exciting. They spent loads of money. It's no more exciting that Nameless C*** getting to number 1 in the charts after winning the X-Factor.

I hate the myth of Arsene's kids. Buying some French kid when he's 17, playing him in the League Cup and then selling him when he's 20 after about 3 appearances in the league is NOTHING SPECIAL.

I hate hearing about Liverpool/Man Utd's debt but nothing ever happening about it. A club needs to go to the wall for the money thing to change but it doesn't happen. Why the **** are Charlton, Leeds and Southampton still in business?

I hate Frank Lampard's stupid f'ing face. I hate that Joe Cole's tongue is never in his mouth, the downsy spacker. I hate John Terry being England captain when he's CLEARLY AN OAF.

I hate the England team.

I hate young exciting wingers who have nothing but pace. Tony Scully had nothing but pace.

I hate the FA Cup. There may be little shocks like last night but for the most part you know who's going to win it. Unless a team throws away all their financial security to win it a la Pompey.

I hate Harry f'ing Redknapp. And Jamie Redknapp. And Louise Redknapp. And the Wii.

I hate James Nesbitt, Eammon Holmes and f***ing everyone.

I hate Gary Lineker and Alan Shearer.

I hate Garth Crooks.

I hate Garth Brooks for that matter.

I hate Sky Sports.

I hate that when a lower league player beats 10 players and chips the keeper it doesn't matter but if Rooney scores from more than 20 yards it's amazing.

I hate that everything football related has to have 'Club Foot' playing behind it.

I hate that female sports journos are now mandatory.

I hate Mark Lawrensen for not coming out. 'I do like a big man at the back'. I bet you do.

I hate any advert that portrays football to be about anything other than pain and disappointment.

I hate any advert that mentions pies at football.

I hate Lee Hughes and the fact that he makes a living from the game. I hate Marlon King and any team that signs him when he gets out. I hate that it'll probably be us.

I hate Phil Brown.

I hate 'well the ball is a lot lighter now and will cause goalkeepers real problems this summer' before EVERY F'ING TOURNAMENT.

I hate that Kieron Dyer earned more in the time I took to write this post than I'll earn this month.

I hate Adrian Durham, Ian Wright and Alan Brazil.

I hate Gazza. Either die or shut up. Stop f'ing lingering.

I hate hearing about Hillsborough more than I hear about Heysel or Bradford.

I hate that a comeback from 4-0 down at half time (TWICE) means nothing because we aren't f'ing scouse.

I hate Leeds.

I hate Roy Keane.

I hate grown men wearing football shirts of their team whilst shopping on a saturday when their team is playing at home.

I hate that I don't hate Roy Hodgson.

I hate Jermaine Beckford and any player who has neck tattoos.

I hate songs being inappropriately taken as club anthems and then sung in a manly way. 'I'm forever blowing bubbles....'. Gaylords.

I hate Danny Dyer and anyone he's ever interviewed.

I hate the book 'Cass' by Cass Pennant. It is honestly the stupidest thing I've ever read. Chapter 1: Millwall. 'Yeah we took 50 to Millwall. They had 1000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. Chapter 2: Liverpool. 'Yeah we took 50 to Liverpool. They had 2000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. Fk me... Jade Goody's autobiography is probably better. Even her non-ghost written one.

I hate that all good youngsters end their careers at Spurs before they start."

 

[fleet]

Thankfully guns are illegal in the UK - this guy could do damage. He is mostly spot on though.

 

[Acker79]

And Louise Redknapp.
...

I hate Garth Brooks for that matter.

Totally uncalled for. The rest I can accept, but those two I refuse to accept.

 

[The Wizard]

Looks like a pile of bull shit to me, some stuff he is correct on but most is bull shite.

 

[Man of Harveys]

This person needs therapy and anti-depressants. Fast.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Oooh, good stuff.

I hate it when players foul opponents and then run casually in front of the ball making it look like they're trying to get back when in fact they're just trying to stop the opponents taking a quick free kick.

I hate it when Premier League managers whine incessantly about refereeing decisions "costing livelihoods"- when was the last time you heard of someone's life being ruined because a linesman didn't spot the ball crossing the goal line?

I hate it that anyone thinks the game would be somehow improved by stopping it every match to consult a video replay, simply to keep the likes of Wenger and Ferguson happy that every single decision is spot on.

I hate it when you read interviews with 17 year old players in football magazines and they announce that they're currently driving a BMW X5

I hate it that Fergie still thinks he can avoid speaking to the BBC because of some pathetic grudge over a programme they made about his son. How much do the BBC pay for television rights to the Premier League? The league should MAKE the old bastard speak to them, and fine him if he still refuses.

I could go on...

 

[Questions]

I`m sure I`ve sat next to him at Withdean.
I think he needs another hobby.

 

[Ding Dong !]

I hate Mark Lawrensen for not coming out. 'I do like a big man at the back'. I bet you do.

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Now that made me chuckle

 

[fleet]

Totally uncalled for. The rest I can accept, but those two I refuse to accept.

Louise is getting a bit annoying on that dance trash in BBC

 

[Superphil]

I hate hearing about Hillsborough more than I hear about Heysel or Bradford.

I hate that a comeback from 4-0 down at half time (TWICE) means nothing because we aren't f'ing scouse.

I hate grown men wearing football shirts of their team whilst shopping on a saturday when their team is playing at home.

I hate that all good youngsters end their careers at Spurs before they start."

Agree with those bits

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I hate it that Premier League players are regularly seen effing and blinding in the referee's face, yet the referees are too weak to just get the yellow card out and start booking them en masse.

People defend it by saying "it's always been that way" and "football is a working class game". Er, many people are working class but don't go round shouting "that's f***ing shit and you know it, f***ing wanker" at their colleagues or customers. Even people as stupid as your average footballer would soon learn to button it after a few games finished at eight-a-side (and it would be dead funny to watch in the meantime).

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I hate hearing about Hillsborough more than I hear about Heysel or Bradford.

Hmmm, yes, controversial perhaps, but where's the Justice For The 39 campaign? Or Justice For The 56?

 

[Gwylan]

I hate that I don't hate Roy Hodgson.

Marvellous

He's pretty much spot on - I can't really think of anything that I disagree with on that


I hate it when fans, commentators and the media go on about the Premiership as if football started in 1992

I hate it when Drogba falls to the floor for the 17th time since half time

I hate footballers who complain about money when they're on megabucks and earn more in a year than most in a lifetime ... don't they Ashley?

I hate it when Wenger can't see any Arsenal foul but has 20/20 vision when it comes to other offences

I hate it when cameras cut away from a fat Geordie crying... that's what we bloody want to see

I hate the fact that every time I watch MotD, there'll be at least half a dozen players I've never heard of

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I hate it when on the rare occasions there's a streaker at a game, the cameras pan away and the commentators start talking about something else. Hey, if someone's brave enough to put their crown jewels on display in front of 40,000 people then the rest of us should be allowed to see too.

I hate it that Northern football fans seem to think there's something great about taking their shirts off at games, like it somehow shows how hard and committed they are.

I hate it when a massive punch up occurs on the pitch and the self-righteous commentator goes "Oh dear, this isn't what football wants to see at all". Yes it bloody does! There's nothing better for bringing a crap game to life and getting a freezing, bored crowd to its feet than a 22-man handbag-a-thon. More please.

(Sorry) I hate listening to Norman Gall on BBC SCR (I know, heresy etc) but his blue-tinted, 1960s view of football and the way he thinks every opponent who goes down is faking it, while every Albion player has been viciously fouled, grates on my nerves.

I hate it when opposing goalkeepers blatantly waste time when their team is winning. I love it when ours does.

 

[Superphil]

I hate it when on the rare occasions there's a streaker at a game, the cameras pan away and the commentators start talking about something else. Hey, if someone's brave enough to put their crown jewels on display in front of 40,000 people then the rest of us should be allowed to see too..

Pervert

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I also hate it when players take their shirts off after scoring. WHY? Do office workers all take your shirts off and run around the room when you get paid, or hit your bonus targets for the month, or make a sale? (would be quite cool if you did, by the way).

I really hate the way Sky have erased everything that happened in football before 1992, as though before that, there was just a great big, football-free black hole. I hate that legendary players who scored hundreds of goals over the years (Jimmy Greaves, Dixie Dean, Bobby Charlton and so on) have been erased from history simply because someone like Les Ferdinand scored 140 after the advent of the Premier League. And that teams' successes are measured in Premier League titles as opposed to top flight titles (by which measure Liverpool have never won the league...oh, so not all bad then).

 

[Gazwag]

I hate the fact that TV companies have made me hate Newcastle because TV companies put them on TV every other week taking much needed revenue from other clubs outside the premiership.

I hate those stupid short corners that a winning team takes just to try and use up the last five minutes of a match.

I hate seeing every fan in the front five rows at Old Trafford taking photos of the games rather than actually watching it.

I hate football on ITV.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I hate....the way Matt Smith...on ITV...pauses....after every few words....as if he thinks....it lends him....dramatic effect....and/or....gravity.

 

[Mendoza]

I hate that Sky build up things like Bolton vs Wigan as "The 10 Days That Shook The World" or Everton vs Fulham as "Judgement Day"

 

[Mr Albion]

I love that i love this rant.