Top 3 things that you HATE doing...

[jakarta]

Pulling on a survival suit at Dyce Heliport knowing that I am about to get on a cramped noisy helicopter to spend another wonderful week or so offshore......

 

[hans kraay fan club]

1. taking my kids to the dentist.

2. Hoovering. Hate it. HATE. The noise makes my head feel like its going to EXPLODE.

3. Dragging myself and the kids up Tongdean Lane after watching the Albion score no goals in yet another game they should have won.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Shopping with women
The bins
paying bills
controlled drinking

 

[matt]

1. shaving
2. cutting my finger nails
3. trying to get a telecomms company to provide any sort of non-sales support

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Wiping my piss up off the floor

Having to manually unstick pubic hairs that are stuck under my foreskin in a public place through my jeans (you look such a freak)

Getting out of bed to get toilet paper when I need a wank

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Getting out of bed to get toilet paper when I need a wank

That's what your socks are for you frickin freak! All-in-one spermatozoa sack that goes straight into the washing machine afterwards with no mess.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

As seen on Dragon's Den

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Why wash them? You can just turn them inside out.

Save the planet and all that...

 

[User removed 4]

Socks are vastly superior in mopping up that annoying little pool that gathers in your belly button as well.

 

[Mendoza]

Washing up
Shopping with girls
House hunting

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Socks are vastly superior in mopping up that annoying little pool that gathers in your belly button as well.

Just leave it, it turns to crust in a matter of hours then you can have fun picking it out and flicking it at people when you reach work.

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

getting things in your shoe.

tuna salad.

the injustices of free-market capitalism.

 

[User removed 4]

Just leave it, it turns to crust in a matter of hours then you can have fun picking it out and flicking it at people when you reach work.

I thought my post would trump yours, i should've known better

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Lying in the denist's chair while he prods and scrapes [every 6 months]

Cleaning the car [once a year - maybe]

Flossing my teeth [every fecking day !!]

 

[pasty]

Hanging out the washing
I don't mind doing the washing, just getting it out of the machine and onto the dryer is a pain in the arse. Pillow cases hiding in duvet covers, trousers with one leg inside out and the other not, socks all screwed up, hate it.

Wind and rain together
I can deal with windy days or rainy days, but windy rainy days piss me off no end

Forgetting to turn my 5.15 am alarm off on Friday nights
Grrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Jahooli]

Stubbing any of my toes.

Used to be defrosting the fridge/freezer (got a new one so don't do it any more).
Now it's replaced by going to Ikea.

Waiting to be served because of being ignored by bar staff even though I've caught their eye.

 

[SNOOBS]

1/ Arrogant people.
/QUOTE]

You hate doing arrogant people Do they not satisfy your needs or something

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

1. Queueing in shops
2. Queueing at airports
3. Having to spell queueing

 

[Gav1901]

Wiping my piss up off the floor

Having to manually unstick pubic hairs that are stuck under my foreskin in a public place through my jeans (you look such a freak)

Getting out of bed to get toilet paper when I need a wank

Sorry but you are f***ing wierd .

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Sorry but you are f***ing wierd .

Woss weird about pubes getting stuck to your helmet? It hurts when they get yanked out. I'm not just gonna leave it am I.

I'd consider it weird if you didn't have that problem.