Things you'd like to say to the person behind you at Falmer ...

[fly high]

It's not the bloke behind but the woman beside me:

1) "F**king take him out!" is not something a defender needs to be doing in the box.QUOTE]

the bloke next to me says this all the time.
Also why not support your team instead of just abusing opposition players "You're f**king sh*t (player's name)", never heard him sing.

 

[User removed 4]

f*** the Tories!

My Tory voting father sits behind me.

Shouldn't you be out of the rebellious teenager stage by now ?

 

[Wickerman]

Kid behind me swares at Barnes all the time. Just stop criticising and enjoy the experience of our team doing much better than we all expected. Oh an yes....the referee is probably a W&^£er but he CAN'T HEAR YOU from upper west!!!

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Stop kicking the back of our seats, you little brat!

 

[the wanderbus]

Stop f***ing moaning, its called possession ,if you don't like it f*** off to West Ham, For someone in their 60's you haven't got much of a clue.....I could go on!

 

[JCL666]

I'd like to explain to him that shouting abuse at players is pointless.

He shouts;
"<insert name of any player>, YOU'RE f***ing USELESS"

So I spend most of the game shouting things like;

"GREAT PASS, LIAM BRIDCUTT"

"WELL IN, ASHLEY BARNES"

and stuff like that... for some reason he really doesn't like Barnes or Bridcutt, but given a chance he'll shout stupid shit at anybody. He is a real twat.

 

[catfish]

Stop shouting "Who?" when the half time guest is someone who played for us before 1980.

 

[arewethereyet?]

If you bring that F*****G rattle again, I will shove it up your A**E !!

WSU knob, you know who you are with the corks on your hat...

 

[Common as Mook]

"Can I have a titwank at half time please?"

 

[Simster]

We are at the back but do have a fuckwitted steward in the immediate vicinity. When he saw fit to tell my mate's 6 year old to stop jumping up and down on his seat (he was sat down ALL game!) in the second half I told him a) to talk to the parents sitting NEXT to him if he had a problem and b) to "stop acting like a f***ing jobsworth in any case".

I was particularly pissed off that he saw fit not to bother asking us to have a word if he saw fit, not that it was necessary IMO.

 

[narly101]

Would you please refrain from putting your ripped up Albion Hat-Trick ticket in my hood, especially on rainy days.

 

[Albion Rob]

I've got two of my mates sitting behind me - we went for a 2-2 formation rather than four of us in a row. So I'm most likely to say something swooning about Vicente, hug one or both of them and scream YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS when we score or ask them to grab me a tea/coffee/pie at half time.

 

[kevtherev]

Isn't it great we don't all think the same. What a boring world it would be. I've always liked the people who constantly slag someone off, then they do something great and they then say...."I've always rated him"....People pay a lot of money to attend the Amex and if they want to moan, that's fine by me.

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

The people behing me are great, in fact no complaints about anyone near me.

 

[n1 gull]

Stop your crazy frog impression when CMS is running for the ball

 

[kalinski]

Sit amongst a big group of mates in WSU. Behind us are lovely...just one very loud bloke shouting clichés, make the experience less pleasurable

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[tubaman]

Stop kicking my Fcuking chair!!!!!!

This really winds me up and I tell them.

 

[Driver8]

I'd like to tell the miserable old f*** behind me that if he slaps me on the back again because I have stood up a nanosecond too long after a particularly exciting moment that I will break his walking stick over his head. Probably won't though.

 

[SB005]

I'd say please, please, please have a wash before Saturday afternoons.....you stink!

 

[JCL666]

Stop your crazy frog impression when CMS is running for the ball

Come on, I bet the first time it was funny

Although I suspect after a whole season, you're in danger of going postal.