Things you'd like to say to the person behind you at Falmer ...

[Fur Cough]

Please stop swearing, at least try to moderate it to every other word.
Not all Away supporters are "f***ing Northern Monkeys"
It is the referee's job to decide what is and what isn't a foul.
No I disagree, I do not believe you could have done better than that.
Are you aware that every time you bellow something a little bit of whatever you last ate shoots past my ear?
Your son can not possibly have paid their benefits, he can only be 10 and would never had paid tax.
What perfume are you wearing? my wife would like that.

 

[Stinky Pete]

Get us a tea and a pie while you're down there, I can't be arsed.

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

All the people directly behind me are friends so no comment.

At Withdean I sat infront of someone whose photo is now on the Concourse just as we go in. He was a twat in a number of ways and when we pass his picture we give it a thump as we enter our stand.

Not sure I should be divulging this.

 

[Braders]

Stop kicking my Fcuking chair!!!!!!

Same.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Your son can not possibly have paid their benefits, he can only be 10 and would never had paid tax.

 

[1959]

Please stop CONSTANTLY shouting that the officials are c*nts, f*cking c*nts, useless f*cking w*nkers, LINO YOU'RE A C*NT, and OI REF, YOU C*NT.....YOU'RE A C*NT.

Especially when, almost without exception, your reading of the game is ill-informed, ignorant, thick-as-shit rubbish.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

1. Thanks for bringing your two children to the game, I'm all for kids being able to play their DSs outside in the fresh air.
2. Do you really pay £200 per month just to take them to the game with you?
3. If the answer to 2 is yes, please can you give me some money?

 

[Fur Cough]

Please stop CONSTANTLY shouting that the officials are c*nts, f*cking c*nts, useless f*cking w*nkers, LINO YOU'RE A C*NT, and OI REF, YOU C*NT.....YOU'RE A C*NT.

Especially when, almost without exception, your reading of the game is ill-informed, ignorant, thick-as-shit rubbish.

Yeah, sorry about that.

 

[Randsta]

Nothing because he'd just talk over me!

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Bunch of good lads behind me... sing their hearts out, don't slag the team off and generally have a good day, plenty of banter... become good 'Amex friends' with them now.

 

[Don Quixote]

Stop shouting shoot every time we have the ball...

 

[BBassic]

It's not the bloke behind but the woman beside me:

1) "F**king take him out!" is not something a defender needs to be doing in the box.
2) Rooney plays for Manchester United. Noone, or Nooney, plays for BHA.
3) Anchorman is a mildly disappointing film. Ankergren is a mildly disappointing goalkeeper.
4) When we hold the ball at the back and pass it around it isn't "wasting time" it is "playing football"

 

[Giraffe]

Barnes is not crap, he is our top goalscorer.

And Bridcutt is not crap he ia arguably our player of the season.

That would do for starters.

 

[Deleted member 18477]

... but don't particularly want to get into a public argument.

Here are mine.

1. What kind of supporter hopes his own players (Barnes and Navarro) have "serious injuries" when they go down?
2. Our manager is not called "Gus Poyay".
3. Our number 15 is not called "Vincente".
4. When you describe our play as "absolute rubbish", are you comparing it to the glory years at Gillingham or the Premier highlights you presumably lap up on Match of the Day?

 

[Deleted member 18477]

Please stop swearing, at least try to moderate it to every other word.
Not all Away supporters are "f***ing Northern Monkeys"It is the referee's job to decide what is and what isn't a foul.
No I disagree, I do not believe you could have done better than that.
Are you aware that every time you bellow something a little bit of whatever you last ate shoots past my ear?
Your son can not possibly have paid their benefits, he can only be 10 and would never had paid tax.
What perfume are you wearing? my wife would like that.

"f***ing Northern Monkeys" - hilarious

 

[KLF]

1. Thanks for bringing your two children to the game, I'm all for kids being able to play their DSs outside in the fresh air.
2. Do you really pay £200 per month just to take them to the game with you?
3. If the answer to 2 is yes, please can you give me some money?

May be its the only way he can get a pass for a Saturday afternoon!

 

[Deleted member 18477]

i love the guy who sits behind me. he loves to slag barnes and navs off. makes me chuckle.

 

[Silent Bob]

If I wanted to say anything to the person sat behind me, I would.

 

[Superphil]

Is that ermine, your Lordship?

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[GingerBeerMan]

Your son can not possibly have paid their benefits, he can only be 10 and would never had paid tax.

Just being pedantic, but you can't be 100% sure of this one

Keep them coming though, thread is good.