Things you dread to hear from your girlfriend/spouse

[nwgull]

Does this dress look all right on me?

What are you thinking about right now?

How much money is in the account right now?

'what are you thinking' is not so much something I dread but is definitely one of the most annoying questions a woman can ask her partner.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

" Its not you its me "


Well f*** off then Bitch

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Stop f***ing me when I'm asleep

moan moan moan

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

"No you can't, you're my brother"

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Stop texting me, the teacher is getting annoyed

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I'm leaving you, I heard you're a paedophile


ooooh, big word that for a 6 year old

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

Danny, I read this expecting your brilliantly sick post but you sir have done better than even I thought you could.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Saw my sister once putting slug pellets down in her room. Apparently there was an infestation in our house and they were leaving slimey trails all over her underwear drawer.


Yes. The slugs.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Hey what's on the hankie? It smells like chlorof..... [thump]

 

[brighton_girl87]

Saw my sister once putting slug pellets down in her room. Apparently there was an infestation in our house and they were leaving slimey trails all over her underwear drawer.


Yes. The slugs.

You are disgusting

 

[Gwylan]

'what are you thinking' is not so much something I dread but is definitely one of the most annoying questions a woman can ask her partner.

Particularly as it's normally something like should we be playing two strikers at home or whether it's too early in the season to be playing two spinners?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

You are disgusting

Look, I won't play brothers and sisters with you just get the hint

 

[Taybha]

no tay i have not got a headache

 

[strings]

My girlfriend asked me 'what are you thinking' a couple of months ago.

I replied "oh, I was just wondering who would win in a fight between the clangers and the wombles"

She didn't speak to me for the rest of the evening.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

few days ago my missus said she wanted to give me a deep throat blow job

"Really!!?"

"No", she replied "April Foogargablahghhg"

That'll teach her to try and be funny.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

'It's Fine'

We need to talk...

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

no tay i have not got a headache

Genius!

 

[Badger]

"I thought I'd told you third person would be a man"

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

"stop acting like a twat"

cheers

 

[Aristotle]

'what are you thinking' is not so much something I dread but is definitely one of the most annoying questions a woman can ask her partner.

I got asked that, and then she didn't believe me when I said I wasn't thinking about anything, and got angry.