Things that get right on your tits...

[Scotty Mac]

When was that? BBQ?

i wish, would of saved a lotr of trouble

 

[Trufflehound]

Fat people who try to blame their weight problem on anything other than the fact that they just eat too much.

"It's my genes!"

Is it bollocks. Just put that kebab down.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I'm a vegetarian. Walkers do their Sensations range. I love crisps. I want to try all varieties. I look in the ingredients and i see things such as "pork powder" in them. You fuckers. Who goes around powdering pork?
Pork power, on the other hand, is something i would be interested to find out about. Maybe a league table of the country's most powerful porks.

 

[Tom Bombadil]

news breaks in films

I started to watch Spartacus on ITV 8 or somesuch channel the other day and 50 minutes in they interrupted the film for the fuckin entertainment news.

 

[Trufflehound]

I'm a vegetarian. Walkers do their Sensations range. I love crisps. I want to try all varieties. I look in the ingredients and i see things such as "pork powder" in them. You fuckers. Who goes around powdering pork?
Pork power, on the other hand, is something i would be interested to find out about. Maybe a league table of the country's most powerful porks.

Didn't the ironic thing used to be that "Smoky Bacon" was suitable for vegetarians, but "Cheese and Onion" wasn't?