The wanking thread

[Gazwag]

From a GIRL'S point of view nlf, is it worse to get it in your EYE, or your HAIR?

I'm sure the answer is here somewhere

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[British Bulldog]

If women are so good at multi-tasking why can't they have a headache and sex at the same time?

Good point.

 

[nlf]

From a GIRL'S point of view nlf, is it worse to get it in your EYE, or your HAIR?

never had either happen actually but imagine both would cause problems eyes must sting and hair would get tangled but probs easy to wash out

 

[nlf]

If women are so good at multi-tasking why can't they have a headache and sex at the same time?

Please tell me you do actually know the old headache line isnt real it just means they dont want to have sex with you

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Please tell me you do actually know the old headache line isnt real it just means they dont want to have sex with you

Eh?

There's nothing in the list of rohypnol side effects about headache

 

[British Bulldog]

I do know a fella who was getting tossed off by a girl and managed to shoot his load straight into his own beard!

 

[Easy 10]

Eh?

There's nothing in the list of rohypnol side effects about headache

And if they're properly dosed up on Rohypnol, their headaches not really an issue anyway.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I think I'm more surprised by the fact you know someone with a beard who managed to get tossed off.

 

[British Bulldog]

I think I'm more surprised by the fact you know someone with a beard who managed to get tossed off.

I think he paid the girl to do it.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Captain Birdseye's not been the same since the great fish finger crash

 

[Chicken Runner61]

Ill start how many of you have managed to get cum in a girls eye? (apparently happened to a girl i went to school with)

Blimey - How far away was your school?

 

[steward 433]

Get back to the kitchen women, Steward433 will be home for tea soon

Tea was ready within 2 mins of being in the door

 

[Gazwag]

Tea was ready within 2 mins of being in the door

hope you miss her eye at the end of those 2 minutes

 

[steward 433]

hope you miss her eye at the end of those 2 minutes

Can't as little boy is still awake BUT when he goes to bed

 

[lighthouse]

A mate of mine once entered a wanking competition. A strange choice as he had no arms. He didn't come anywhere.

 

[1066gull]

Are we about to see the new 'Kev/1066' arrival to NSC?

 

[Bad Ash]

Are we about to see the new 'Kev/1066' arrival to NSC?

No, nlf gets laid.

 

[pornomagboy]

No, nlf gets laid.

 

[ali jenkins]

No, nlf gets laid.

And so does Kev, so come Adrie your at Uni now, and I know that those birds from Wolves are EASY with a capital E-A-S and Y!!!


Isnt it about time you got 'one in the onion bag'?

 

[Robot Chicken]

Not nearly enough horse porn for my liking.

Hubba hubba