The Trick or Treat Thread...............

[Deleted User X18H]

.........fun sizes ready and novelty chocs ready here in suburban BN1 ...........if those little shits from Mowden turn up they will get my toe up their public school arses..........any one else awaiting trick or treaters sign here when visited.

 

[aftershavedave]

americanisation at its worst. just ignore them

 

[tedebear]

I never give em a chance - lights out here in Zefarelly towers, if they do dare to knock they'll be tomato sauced! HA HA HA HA - evil Tedebear making no concessions to stupid American ideas...

 

[Starry]

We're too far out for anyone to come knock our door. Nor will my children go shamelessly begging for sweets at strangers doors.

 

[Nibble]

I have some trick or treaters I got last year. They are still locked up in my kennel. I hose them down whenever I need them.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

If they are kids give them a SMACK.

"There's YOUR f***ing TREAT kid"

Its a PAGAN festival anyway.

 

[CHAPPERS]

I give em a little smack and send them on their way.






















They can find their own syringes.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

2 six year olds have just knocked on the door , only to be told to feck off by RM_Taylor as he was in the middle of eating his dinner.

 

[newhaven seagull 85]

they will get the treat of a rotweiler trying to jump through the glass in the door.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

I give em a little smack and send them on their way.






















They can find their own syringes.

We had a smackhead in Asda today, completely off his head. His mate came in and told him to stay outside. His mate said he wanted to get him some grub and 5 minutes later got collared by security for nicking. Trick or Treat ?

 

[surrey jim]

we have an empty basket outsde the door with a sign ontop inviting people to help themselves, if kids do knock they reveive a tangerine/banana/apple, - needless to say they rarley return

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Does anywhere else have to suffer the "fun" of Mischief Night which is apparently the night before Halloween in Scouseland.

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/views/our-view/2006/10/30/halloween-rampage-100252-18015426/

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/live...ath-of-boy-on-mischief-night-100252-20038095/

 

[Yorkie]

Does anywhere else have to suffer the "fun" of Mischief Night which is apparently the night before Halloween in Scouseland.

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/views/our-view/2006/10/30/halloween-rampage-100252-18015426/

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/live...ath-of-boy-on-mischief-night-100252-20038095/

Mischief night is the night before Bonfire Night in Yorkshire. There isn't any knocking on doors (except to run away) but jam on door handles, dustbin lids tied to the door handle etc etc.

 

[Frutos]

jam on door handles, dustbin lids tied to the door handle etc etc.

Do all of the pranks involve door handles somehow?

 

[Yorkie]

Do all of the pranks involve door handles somehow?

No but they were the most common as they were the most accessible to kids without being caught.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Mischief night is the night before Bonfire Night in Yorkshire. There isn't any knocking on doors (except to run away) but jam on door handles, dustbin lids tied to the door handle etc etc.

In Grimsby it is more likely to be dogshit smeared on door handles and letterboxes. If you are unlucky, the wheelie bin will be set alight instead of a bonfire.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Somebody's just rung my doorbell. Got to find somewhere to hide......

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

p.s. What most people think they see in the distance is a bonfire actually turns out to be a twocced motor that has been torched.

 

[Deleted member 2719]

Scrounging for sweets is not something i want to encourage my lad to do.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Had 1 group of teens that were far too old for trick or treating - just didnt answer the door!!!