**the official embarrassing confessions thread**

[Rugrat]

Once shagged a bird that was so drunk she was sick on (at) me ...... well I think she was drunk

 

[Nibble]

Once shagged a bird that was so drunk she was sick on (at) me ...... well I think she was drunk

I wasn't.

 

[Lady Gull]

My best friend's husband is an avid Crystal Palace fan and has a sign in his living room like a train sign with Crystal Palace on it - and every time I go round there I have to fight with my inner voices that tell me to take a sharpie in my bag and doctor the sign!!!!!

I've struggled with this for the best part of six years!!!!

 

[crasher]

when Palace got to the cup final I was at Villa Park for the semi against Liverpool and standing in the Palace end.

 

[Nibble]

My Stepbrother is a Palace fan and gets a box there because of his job and I have watched games from that box.

 

[pasty]

One of my favourite films is Calamity Jane, and I have a bit of a crush on Doris Day in said film.

 

[aolstudios]

I voted for the Lib Dems because I didn't want a Tory Government.

you won't do that again, will you

 

[pasty]

My best friend's husband is an avid Crystal Palace fan

Could be worse. My brother-in-law is a Palace fan!!!! And he married my sister on the day Palace played Brighton (1986 I think it was), and they won. He has also turned my nephew and one of my neices into Palace fans too. Can I get him done for child abuse do you think?

 

[aolstudios]

Same - I just definitely didn't want Labour again

worked for you then. Happy?

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

I wasn't.

Nibble strikes again! Serious 'lolling' at this end

 

[Braders]

worked for you then. Happy?

I don't think I'll ever be happy to be honest.

 

[Gazwag]

The first record i bought was Long haired lover from Liverpool by Little Jimmy Osmond.

Mine was Donna by 10CC and I still enjoy listening to the Godley and Creme/10CC back catalogue

 

[aolstudios]

Mine was Donna by 10CC and I still enjoy listening to the Godley and Creme/10CC back catalogue

spoiled meself and bought Silver machine & Ernie - used to know all the words to both, although it didn't take long in Hawkwind's case

 

[Box of Frogs]

The first LP I got was Crazy Horses by The Osmonds - those boys could sing you know!!

 

[Gazwag]

I still know the words to "Captain Beaky" and can recite most of the song, including the verses without resorting to google

 

[aolstudios]

I still know the words to "Captain Beaky" and can recite most of the song, including the verses without resorting to google

Jesus! no. Too far

 

[mrbigshot]

1.) I own the following DVDs:

Clueless
Mean Girls

2.) I ENJOY Strictly Come Dancing.

Nothin wrong with 1, Mean girls is a very funny film, number 2 on the other hand..

 

[Phat Baz 68]

I once chatted up a " bird" in an East London night club only to find out from the barman as i was about to leave for her place that it was a bloke !!!!!

 

[DTES]

Up there with Come Dine With Me as one of the best things on telly IMHO!

But Four in a Bed is the best of all of them

Actually, I must confess I like Love Actually too. And I have quite a bit of Girls Aloud on my iPod...

 

[the wanderbus]

I once chatted up a " bird" in an East London night club only to find out from the barman as i was about to leave for her place that it was a bloke !!!!!

I thought that was a regular occurrence for you.


My ex-brother in law once ran a cafe frequented by the likes of vince hilaire, billy gilbert and other such no-marks... to my eternal shame I served them without pissing in their tea or gobbing in their food.