The North Stand Chat Arms

[Parson Henry]

JOHNBOY YOU MUPPETT, YOU'VE KNOCKED MY BEER OVER.........AGAIN.

Don't shout Bakesy..or I won't invite youi to the 'other' beers we have organised.

 

[Woodchip]

What a surprise that Bakesy is in the pub. Anone for a game of pool?

Oh, and I'll have a bottle of "Maltesers" please.

 

[John Boy]

 

[Bakesy]

What a surprise that Bakesy is in the pub. Anone for a game of pool?

Oh, and I'll have a bottle of "Maltesers" please.

Wait your turn..........

 

[Woodchip]

Wait your turn..........

You on the Stella's tonight, Mr Angry?!?! You can't hit me. I'm wearing glasses.

 

[Bakesy]

You on the Stella's tonight, Mr Angry?!?! You can't hit me. I'm wearing glasses.

Naah, just read that Magoo won't walk.........

 

[Woodchip]

Naah, just read that Magoo won't walk.........

Aah. Says it all.

It's quiet in here. You all gone to that wanky new wine bar?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Bottle of organic cider please Woodchip if you're buying. The yellow bottle, mind.

 

[Bakesy]

Aah. Says it all.

It's quiet in here. You all gone to that wanky new wine bar?

Sorry to leave you 2 , but my dinner is waiting for me......i may "walk the dog " later for a swift half

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Gina- NUMBER 22 GAMMON AND CHIPS.

That is mine Gina thank you, *takes the gammon and chips*

Lovely Jubbly.

 

[Northstander]

*Northstander enters the establishment*

Evening!

Pint a wife beater barman.....


OH and a bag of Nobby's!!!

 

[Lord Bracknell]

The barmaids got quite big tits

Is she the one that does the handjobs?

If so, tell her to wash her hands and get me a sandwich.

Cheese and pickle, please.

 

[Stevie Boy]

Evenin All, any chance of half a coke?

 

[Woodchip]

Evenin All, any chance of half a coke?

We're not in Kemptown now. Get a pint down you lad (unless you're driving).

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

what a GAYFEST this thread is


you GEEKS

 

[dougdeep]

Why the long face?

 

[Woodchip]

Why the long face?

'cos I'm a little horse.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Gina can I have another pint of carlsberg please, why is it so quiet in here?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

cos its gay and embarassing kev


just go to a real pub?


get a life

 

[Woodchip]

cos its gay and embarassing kev


just go to a real pub?


get a life

For someone portraying it's gay you're spending a lot of time in here. You got something you need to tell your parents?