The North Stand Chat Arms

[Basil Fawlty]

*gina throws a pint over Tommy*

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

it was gay in the jokey sense, not proper williesinbums gay


i stayed off this thread, well, because it looked rubbish really, then i saw the link on nsp and had to check it out

its rubbish

you GEEKS

 

[Stevie Boy]

We're not in Kemptown now. Get a pint down you lad (unless you're driving).

Of course i am driving, also i dont really drink

 

[Beach Hut]

Glass of red wine please

 

[Woodchip]

Not on the Harveys then, Beachy?

 

[Beach Hut]

Not on the Harveys then, Beachy?

No not tonight, something a bit lighter and fruitier

 

[Basil Fawlty]

This is on me Beachy.

 

[Woodchip]

My guts this morning were fruity. Got to love a hot curry the day before you go back to work.

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Of course i am driving, also i dont really drink

Evening everyone................pint of the black stuff please ........err barperson?

Just in for a quickie...........trying to get people to go to my 1+1=2 thread, its dying you know, not so many people are joining in, i think its getting too hard for most people, Mouldy boots keeps calling it boring but i dont know............Lord Bracknell has the occcasional dabble, he is very bright.............always correcting us when we go wrong!
Anyway must be on me way, welcome to join my old thread, its getting on a bit but it would love to see anyone at anytime

oh well....................cheers........Goodnight

 

[Beach Hut]

This is on me Beachy.

Cheers, bottoms up

 

[Woodchip]

Gullsowrth is trying to pinch punters. Quick, get him!!!!!

*runs out the pub door with bar stool in hand*

 

[Basil Fawlty]

*gina bends down to pick a pint up*

a nice pair you've got there Gina.

*gina straightens up and slaps me*.

OUCH!

 

[*Gullsworth*]

AAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhh i'm going ........i'm going....no no no i am truly sorry...................am i barred? Shit i am bleeding from a head wound.........................oh no its tomato juice, phew

 

[Woodchip]

*Woodchip comes flying in through the window closely followed by the bar stool. Gullsworth 1 - 0 Woodchip*

 

[*Gullsworth*]

*Woodchip comes flying in through the window closely followed by the bar stool. Gullsworth 1 - 0 Woodchip*

Not bad for a 7 stone Mr Puniverse

 

[Woodchip]

Not bad for a 7 stone Mr Puniverse

Ooops, I must have hit someone else then. That's probably why he took so much offence.

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Ooops, I must have hit someone else then. That's probably why he took so much offence.

It was Mouldy Boots and he is not happy

 

[*Gullsworth*]

1+1=2 is waiting for you woodchip

 

[Woodchip]

It was Mouldy Boots and he is not happy

Eeeek. Pfffffftttttt. Splat!!!

Must go guys. Need to change my boxers!

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Right you lot i will buy the drinks in here 2morrow night for every one who posts a correct answer on 1+1=2 thread. So get over there and get counting...............good luck













........................hope i got a spare tenner!!