The North Stand Chat Arms

[Parson Henry]

Pick up mobile and ring barman

"Hello this is the nunnery, is our Revd Mother Farka in your establishment"

Waits for barman to shout

"Is there a Mother Farka in here, I'm looking for a Mother Farka"

*sniggers Bart Simpson style into pint*

She's drinking with Mike Hunt!!!

 

[tedebear]

right I'm off for the evening, byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[surrey jim]

right I'm off for the evening, byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

have a safe journey back

 

[Statto]

buys jims guinnuss.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Afternoon chaps - just home from College, think i'll have a quick before going to do some homework

 

[Parson Henry]

You're round Perry!

Can I borrow twenty quid then?

 

[Gazwag]

You're round Perry!

Its the beer that make him look like that so he tells me

 

[Gazwag]

You're round Perry!

Watch the beer BoF, two much can give you a split personality you know

 

[Croydonbloke]

Are you sure? I thought you said you were attending an audition to join Showaddywaddy.

how did you find out?

 

[Gazwag]

Bloody hell its quite in here, has everybody else gone home

 

[Gazwag]

looks like i'm on my own in here, except for that funny looking bloke in the red and blue shirt mumbling about going to the palace with his dog called churchill, not talking to him though

 

[Gazwag]

Glad I bought my paper with me, might have to do the Sudoko in a minute

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

I'm the loner in the corner, with no-one talking to me..

*finishes drink, gets up and leaves*

 

[Gazwag]

*staggers up to bar*

another drink please landlord, and get one yourself, does it usually go this quite at this time, I guess all the students have gone home to watch Bid or No Bid

 

[Everest]

*runs full pelt, snatches £20 out of BoF's hand and runs out door, sticking 2 fingers up*

 

[Commander]

Right, I'm off home. Will be in first thing tomorrow though.

 

[John Boy]

Anyone willing to risk being arrested, to buy me a drink?

 

[Hiney]

Anyone willing to risk being arrested, to buy me a drink?

I will mate - as long as I can take my previous offences into consideration!

 

[John Boy]

I will mate - as long as I can take my previous offences into consideration!

Cheers!

 

[Statto]

Anyone willing to risk being arrested, to buy me a drink?

Hi John.