The Greatest News For Years!!!!

[Uncle Buck]

Cheese straw Bucky?

Marvelous.

 

[Perry Milkins]

Well this is all going jolly well

Not my fault

 

[pasty]

Must admit I've not yet been impressed with the new Gatwick Express services. In the 2 days they've been running I've caught 3 of them (4th tonight), and I have yet to arrive at Victoria or Brighton at the correct time, and I was very disappointed not to have one of those spangly looking trains.

The benefit of not stopping at EC or CJ though is okay, but then there is not that much more room on the trains as they've cut the number of carriages on them.

 

[User removed 4]

UB is OK..No need to far bad vibes Bushy fella.

he is taking offence where helen bloody keller could've seen there wasnt any intended.

 

[Perry Milkins]

shirley hills isnt east croydon CW, agreed there are some very desirable parts of croydon, but east croydon isnt one of them.

Take out central croydon fella. There are nice gaffs in EC.

 

[Uncle Buck]

he is taking offence where helen bloody keller could've seen there wasnt any intended.

If you say so.

With this thread starter, you are never sure.

 

[Perry Milkins]

But what will this mean to those who need to get back to Londres after another Albion home defeat?

 

[The Grockle]

low crime rate ? i really would beg to differ on that one.

Low crime rate compared to other parts of Croydon and London, just look at the mayors crime map of London.

 

[Perry Milkins]

Have I mugged you recently Croydon Seagull?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Claire Bowskill, 35, from Brighton, who works at ITV, said: “This is a monumental disaster for Brighton. Our entire economy relies on being at the end of a train line. It will make it a much less attractive place to live.

TELL EVERYONE

Good!!! Bring it on we will survive

Have you ever been to EASTBOURNE, Timmy?

 

[The Grockle]

Sorry to dart off topic but I feel I need to comment on that good pubs comment.....Correct me if I'm wrong but the only pubs near the station are the Porter and Sorter (shit) and I think it's called the Cricketers (better than the P&S but still pretty average). Other than that you've got to walk into Croydon and from memory those boozers going down the hill are either SlagandLettuceAllBarOne type places or grotty boozers showing horse racing and selling bottles of wine for a fiver.

The Oval tavern (about a 3 minute walk from E.Cro) is one of the best venues for traditional Rock and roll, blues music ect in the country one of the last bands I saw there had travelled all the way from Bristol just for a two hour slot.

The Glamorgan (Cherry orchard road) Good beer, great food. 5 mins form East Croydon

The Builders Arms 5 mins form East Croydon. Good range of real ales, reasonable food too.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Is The Cartoon pub still there, down past West Croydon station? Worked next door 20 years ago. The landlord was a fat sweaty bastid called Gary. For his fortieth, we chipped in and got him a strip-o-gram - and a ride on a baby elephant. Not sure why. Seemed like a good idea at the time. Gary was last seen riding down the road in his kecks hanging on for grim death aboard aforesaid jogging-on-not-quite-under-control baby elephant. Marvellous West Croydon Scenes

 

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[Nibble]

No I can afford to live in Brighton!!!

On our tax money you scrounging leach. And the money of people who commute to pay your benefits.

 

[bhaexpress]

I have no need to work in London anymore!!!

The way you're going you won't get the chance. The longer you're out of work the less interested employers will be in your services.

 

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[Arthur]

The Oval tavern (about a 3 minute walk from E.Cro) is one of the best venues for traditional Rock and roll, blues music ect in the country one of the last bands I saw there had travelled all the way from Bristol just for a two hour slot.

The Glamorgan (Cherry orchard road) Good beer, great food. 5 mins form East Croydon

The Builders Arms 5 mins form East Croydon. Good range of real ales, reasonable food too.

Noted, I shall endeavor to find these hostelries and report back!

Thank you!

 

[bhaexpress]

Still on Gardening leave matey!! And not claiming JSA as a result.

It's got rock all to do with what you might or might not be claiming. the fact is the longer you don't work the harder it will be for you to get a halfway decent job. The reasoning behind it is that if the person is any good why have they been out of work so long.

Unless you can think of a plausable reason like a long term illness you're likely tohave problems.

 

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[User removed 4]

f*** me mate can you not get someone to explain it to you!!! For reasons I cannot discuss I AM STILL BEING PAID BY MY PREVIOUS EMPLOYER ON THE PROVISO I DO NOT TAKE ANOTHER JOB WHILST STILL RECEIVING EX GRATIA SEVERANCE PAY

that would only apply in the insurance industry, the wouldnt give a f*** if you got a job in an unrelated industry.