The funniest thing about last night...

[Simster]

My mate went to the burger bar where i'd asked him to render me a vegetable pie of some meatless nature. He returned stating they had nothing for vegetarians, but that the befuddled hog behind the counter unkindly put together some plastic cheese in an unbuttered bun. £1. Rubbish, but i ate it nonetheless.

Mmmmmmmm. SCRUMMY.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

The funniest thing about last night was Martot's Glasses gesture at the lino. utterly brilliant

Yeah

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Although apparently Tommy Fraser spent the whole first half sat near the front of our stand playing with his mobile phone and flicking pieces of paper at the girls sat in front of him. Great professionalism there, Tommy

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[Bars Mar]

And All That Dance Music Before The Game.

Did They Just Back A Load Of Citroen Saxo's Up Behind The Stands And Tell The Essex Boys To Do Their Stuff?

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

Although apparently Tommy Fraser spent the whole first half sat near the front of our stand playing with his mobile phone and flicking pieces of paper at the girls sat in front of him.

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More or less - he was sitting directly in front of me.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

More or less - he was sitting directly in front of me.

D'you give him a good clip round the ear?

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[bright1064]

And All That Dance Music Before The Game.

Did They Just Back A Load Of Citroen Saxo's Up Behind The Stands And Tell The Essex Boys To Do Their Stuff?

Yeah, what was that music?

They had one track playing just before the teams come out, with no lyrics and I don't think it was an ACTUAL song.

It was just like theme music for the ground. Bit shit really

 

[hans kraay fan club]

None of those things are as funny as Uncle Hiney and Oaf being SCARED on the dartford bridge on the way home.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Why did they keep shining a SEARCHLIGHT on us?

 

[Scotty Mac]

None of those things are as funny as Uncle Hiney and Oaf being SCARED on the dartford bridge on the way home.

how can you be scared on such a wonderful structure?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

You'd have to ask them, Scotty.

 

[Scotty Mac]

You'd have to ask them, Scotty.

i think the answer is pretty obvious - they are PHILISTINES when it comes to architecture

 

[pasty]

The funniest thing about last night was Clapham Gulls story about sperm delivery in the chatroom

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I had to promise to stay in the middle lane so they couldn't see over the edge.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Martot's attack on the lino - awesome.

What a hero

Also, the chorus of "we are going up" from the away end made me laugh...

 

[Hiney]

None of those things are as funny as Uncle Hiney and Oaf being SCARED on the dartford bridge on the way home.

It was a long way up and you were driving slower than my GRAN would drive. The whole POINT of bridges, especially those that are really HIGH, is to get over them as QUICKLY as possible.

We needed Lewis Hamilton, NOT Driving Miss Daisy

 

[Hiney]

i think the answer is pretty obvious - they are PHILISTINES when it comes to architecture

The architecture of the QE2 bridge is awesome.

However, it is better looking at it from the GROUND, rather than crawling over the top.

 

[bright1064]

I'm with Hiney on this one.

I didn't enjoy going over it myself last night

It looks ok in theory, but when you get up there it is completely different!

 

[Scotty Mac]

It was a long way up and you were driving slower than my GRAN would drive. The whole POINT of bridges, especially those that are really HIGH, is to get over them as QUICKLY as possible.

We needed Lewis Hamilton, NOT Driving Miss Daisy

if you get over them quickly, then how can you appreciate the VIEW?

personally, i find the tunnel a lot more stressfull - although that may have been due to the classic game of "hold your breath the whole way through" in a car that was devoid of air

 

[eastlondonseagull]

It was a long way up and you were driving slower than my GRAN would drive. The whole POINT of bridges, especially those that are really HIGH, is to get over them as QUICKLY as possible.

We needed Lewis Hamilton, NOT Driving Miss Daisy

I remember driving over a HUGE bridge in France a couple of years back during the Le Harvre pre-season tour. Nearly shat myself.

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[Gully]

I was with a mate in her car a couple of years back, she drove over a dead dog that was lying in the road...she hadn't noticed it, though it wasn't much smaller than a labrador, nearly fainting when I told her what the bump was...that was far more traumatic than going over a bridge.