The "curvy" geordie lass. Would you?

[El Presidente]

Thats her all done up for a night on the town. She's really made the effort, she cannot POSSIBLY look any better than that. She is at her absolute best, and still she looks like a burst pork sausage.

Just imagine it in the morning. Or in its trackkie, no make-up, hair all over the shop, slumped in front of Trisha with a bucket of Cheesey Puffs and a 2 litre bottle of Dr Pepper. With her 3 kids running around caked in their own filth.

Probably a 'no' then.

I had you down as a 'maybe' Easy

 

[Kenneth Wattle]

Only if I was on top

 

[Wilko]

As others have said. Yes, if nobody ever found out.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

To be fair, I have done worse. The pig I woke up next to on New Year's Day actually looked like Jigsaw from the Saw films, I wanted to cry.

 

[DJ NOBO]

I think the "no brigade" should get off their high horse.
Consider:
a) She probably would be good fun in bed
b) If you look closely, she's not THAT bad
c) A digit is a digit

 

[Easy 10]

I had you down as a 'maybe' Easy

Well, I did say PROBABLY no.

 

[Scampi]

I was thinking to myself "I've seen her before" and then it struck me. Of course Dr Who

 

[casbom]

She's got a fantastic rack so yes I would...even whilst sober!

 

[billyb35A]

Defo,THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!

 

[Husty]

Defo,THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!

shame you didnt have the guts to post that on you main account.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

If you really are genuine mate you'll find plenty of women like that on dancefloors accross the city this weekend at ten to 3 in the morning

 

[Hunting 784561]

Hidieous. Horrific. Doe she keep a gravy & lard pie in that little bag ?

 

[wehatepalace]

yeah I'd probably have a go, lets face it fat birds are always a great shag, AND she'd be a great shag AND she won't complain when you wipe your cock on her curtains !

 

[The Grockle]

I would like to say no but I have slept several fat women who have been far less attractive than that.

 

[Pavilionaire]

It would be like throwing a sausage up Cuckmere Haven.

And yet...the bit from the waist up's not TOO bad, throw in the obligatory gallon of lager, a bit of darkness and a barren month leading up to the big night and you have the conditions for a Toon Titwank Toss Torrent.

 

[NMH]

No, just f***ing no. If anyone says otherwise, you need your head read.

Very disappointed in you

 

[Bluejuice]

Can't believe all the YES votes. Makes me think my standards are higher than I realised.

 

[Billy the Fish]

I wouldn't go out of my way, but if you met her in the kebab shop after a few beers and nobody was looking.........

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

32 'yes' votes

nsc is full of me who appreciate a fine woman

 

[essbee]

I'd rather shag The Proclaimers.