The "curvy" geordie lass. Would you?

[Dandyman]

I would like to say no but I have slept several fat women who have been far less attractive than that.

No offence, but have you thought about moving out of Pikeytown?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Very disappointed in you

Still can safely say I've done bigger/uglier. I may have photographic evidence, if you're lucky.

 

[pasty]

It's a tricky one. I'd need to pissed enough to contemplate it, but sober enough to remember to tie my ankles to something so I could get out alive.

 

[Cian]

I'd rather shag The Proclaimers.

jesus, has anyone warned Frutos?

 

[essbee]

Now, now MYOB -

Less of that my son!

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Alas on the pints = attractive scale I would very probably be incapable by the time she got to shaggable!

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

That is somebodies daughter / sister / friend & you lot put her up as a sex object with no concern for the hurt this could cause.





























God imagine what the mother / sister / friends are like.............Yuk!

 

[Danny-Boy]

I'd rather shag The Proclaimers.

I'd rather shag the Nolans...

 

[Danny-Boy]

It would be like throwing a sausage up Cuckmere Haven.

And yet...the bit from the waist up's not TOO bad, throw in the obligatory gallon of lager, a bit of darkness and a barren month leading up to the big night and you have the conditions for a Toon Titwank Toss Torrent.

I'd shag her on Cuckmere Haven beach with the waves pounding away, the wind in our ears, but OUCH! Those pebbles....she'd make a good windbreak afterwards, mind.

 

[Taybha]

ive been told i wouldnt so no i wouldnt

 

[JJ McClure]

Oddly enough I had a dream about poking a porker last night, so I guess the answer is yes.

 

[Danny-Boy]

Oddly enough I had a dream about poking a porker last night, so I guess the answer is yes.

Are you sure it wasn't Mr 53-stone gut?

 

[theonesmith]

Thats her all done up for a night on the town. She's really made the effort, she cannot POSSIBLY look any better than that. She is at her absolute best, and still she looks like a burst pork sausage.

Just imagine it in the morning. Or in its trackkie, no make-up, hair all over the shop, slumped in front of Trisha with a bucket of Cheesey Puffs and a 2 litre bottle of Dr Pepper. With her 3 kids running around caked in their own filth.

Probably a 'no' then.

That sir, is a classic post. I found it extremely difficult to stop laughing. Which is not good when mulling NSC over with a bowl full of porridge! I salute you!

 

[Twinkle Toes]

I'd rather shag The Proclaimers.

How far would you be prepared to walk though? I think they're still very distance orientated when it comes to three-some's..

 

[Black Country Seagull]

41 very ill people posting on NSC

 

[Gritt23]

As has probably been said already, it would take so many pints I wouldn't stand a chance of offering even a "half-mast".

 

[Easy 10]

As has probably been said already, it would take so many pints I wouldn't stand a chance of offering even a "half-mast".

It'd be like trying to push spaghetti through a letterbox.

 

[Cecil]

It'd be like trying to push spaghetti through a letterbox.

Like trying to play snooker with a piece of string....

 

[Jahooli]

No 'arm done I suppose...

If I was out on the town NO, NO, NO. I 'd prefer to get respectably fart faced.

If I hadn't had sex for years and met her in a quiet country pub/hotel/b&b that I'd been forced to use as a stopover due to bad weather and I wasn't in a relationship and I was in the mood and all that then I'd go up to my room and turn the porn on.