The "curvy" geordie lass. Would you?

[Basil Fawlty]

I would need to be paraletic by the end of the night, if I went for her. (12 pints miminum).

 

[Uncle C]

I have found a picture of her sunning herself on holiday

 

[Twinkle Toes]

If I hadn't had sex for years and met her in a quiet country pub/hotel/b&b that I'd been forced to use as a stopover due to bad weather and I wasn't in a relationship and I was in the mood and all that then I'd go up to my room and turn the porn on.

If you don't buy me a alcopop tonight, I'm gonna spill the beans!

 

[Jahooli]

If you don't buy me a alcopop tonight, I'm gonna spill the beans!

Turn the porn on, ON MY OWN rather than trying to find my way through those thighs, it'd be like going through the wardrobe into Narnia.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Turn the porn on, ON MY OWN rather than trying to find my way through those thighs, it'd be like going through the wardrobe into Narnia.

That 'Fuzzy Man-Peach' nonsence don't fool me for one minute. That's TWO alcopops it'll cost you now, so just keep them excuses a-coming. I could be getting pissed for free at this rate.

 

[Jahooli]

That 'Fuzzy Man-Peach' nonsence don't fool me for one minute. That's TWO alcopops it'll cost you now, so just keep them excuses a-coming. I could be getting pissed for free at this rate.

Deduct one for bad spelling and one more FOR USING CAPITALS lucky it wasn't a month's ban and that I'm not a mod.

 

[magoo]

Well i know i would, TWICE!

She ain't all that bad, and her legs are actually quite nice... not to mention massive f***ing BANGERS!

 

[8ace]

If, like me, you said YES where would you draw the line?

Here's two to start with:

 

[Cecil]

This has got 20 pages written all over it...........

 

[sjamesb3466]

NO! and I dont thank you for offering!

 

[hart's shirt]

You'd be going in during January and coming out during June.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

If, like me, you said YES where would you draw the line?

Here's two to start with:

No.

f*** no.

 

[Scanny]

If I was guaranteed nobody would find out then yes....

Only after a 6 pack of these:

http://www.mysupermarket.co.uk/Images/ExternalImages/ProductsDetailed/37/009937.jpg

 

[Twinkle Toes]

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[Cecil]

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[Munkfish]

No but i would let her suck me off, and then spaff it right across her face and her tits then look at her in discust once i had my horny come down.

 

[Goodfella]

Well i know i would, TWICE!

She ain't all that bad, and her legs are actually quite nice... not to mention massive f***ing BANGERS!

Why did i know you would say exactly this? It would be like f***ing a bouncy castle

 

[magoo]

Why did i know you would say exactly this? It would be like f***ing a bouncy castle

yeah, and look how much fun bouncy castles are!

 

[northampton_seagull]

Nothing about here would make me want to stick it up that. Besides,,,, she has no neck.

 

[Don Quixote]

EEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the f*** is wrong with you people on here?! She is a MONSTER!