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Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
54,752
Faversham
can't really see that this (or others) should be on a "good news" thread tbh? just you having a chat no?

Never diss a narrative. A narrative has a life of it's own. If you find I derailed the thread then let me know and I'll have a written apology on your desk, in triplicate, first thing. :salute:
 




aftershavedave

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
6,990
as 10cc say, not in hove
Never diss a narrative. A narrative has a life of it's own. If you find I derailed the thread then let me know and I'll have a written apology on your desk, in triplicate, first thing. :salute:

oh ffs. take a break. this is the good news thread for people seeking out some good news. comprende?

the good news from today is from that LA Times report. read it (see above folks) rather than this drivel
 


Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patron
Oct 8, 2003
54,752
Faversham
That’s where your air rifle, covertly poking out of a car window, came into its own. The Faversham Sniper.

We’re all well thanks, calm before the storm?

You and I have different skills but I see in you . . . .insight. I am good in a crisis (I create enough of them!). Use our skill sets wisely and everyone lives :lolol:

(my dark humour gene is not easily repressed :shrug:)
 




Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patron
Oct 8, 2003
54,752
Faversham
oh ffs. take a break. this is the good news thread for people seeking out some good news. comprende?

the good news from today is from that LA Times report. read it (see above folks) rather than this drivel

The good news is I have no idea what you are going on about or why. Picking a fight with me is never good news. Let's just :kiss: and move on, OK?
 






Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park
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Apr 5, 2014
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Reality Show 2010....

‘What do you do ?’
‘I’m a night porter in a hospital’
‘If you sing as well as you did you won’t have to go back to THAT’

Reality Show 2022....

‘What do you do ?’
‘I’m a night porter in a hospital’
‘A noble profession, we couldn’t do without folk like you’

Finally.
 


GT49er

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Feb 1, 2009
48,536
Gloucester
Reality Show 2010....

‘What do you do ?’
‘I’m a night porter in a hospital’
‘If you sing as well as you did you won’t have to go back to THAT’

Reality Show 2022....

‘What do you do ?’
‘I’m a night porter in a hospital’
‘A noble profession, we couldn’t do without folk like you’

Finally.
It's good news that there will still be 'reality' shows in 2022?
 




Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park
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Apr 5, 2014
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SUA Seagull

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Jul 23, 2016
420
Stratford-upon-Avon
Heard a doctor on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus staying at home we should focus on inner peace.

To achieve this we should always finish the things we start and that we could all use more calm in our lives.

Sound advice, so I looked through my house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished.

I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz.

Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now.

Sned this to all who need inner piss.

An telum u luvum.

And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!! ��:drink:
 
























Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
Did the curry night ever happen :)

Was this the “You OK hun” meltdown with the poster suggesting the curry night flouncing never to be seen again...as far as I am aware?

Classic old skool NSC bullying I believe?
 


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