THE BIG FIGHT: Chocolate or Crisps?

[The Large One]

Don't blame me, Easy 10 started it, and I can quote him on that. So what's best - which is the preferable comfort food / snack / first course at a banquet - chocolate or crisps?

Vote for whether you think the BEST chocolate is better than the BEST crisps OR the BEST crisps are better than the BEST chocolate.

Go.

 

[Starry]

CRISPS!

But really, Kettle Crispy Bakes which are lentil type crisp things. Savoury over sweet every time.

 

[Scotty Mac]

crisps

 

[Frutos]

Chocolate.

No contest.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Crisps

 

[Trigger]

Walkers BBQ Rib and a few Lindt Balls, always does the trick.

 

[medicine man]

Chocolate and beer don't go, so the finest crisps will always win in my book

 

[Man of Harveys]

Chocolate, no contest. Crisps are for fat children.

 

[Silent Bob]

Fence.

 

[The Large One]

 

[Scotty Mac]

Chocolate and beer don't go, so the finest crisps will always win in my book

great reasoning

but then that beggars the question, where do peanuts come into the equation

 

[medicine man]

great reasoning

but then that beggars the question, where do peanuts come into the equation

hmm, salted or farties?

 

[Muzzman]

Crisps.

 

[The Large One]

Chocolates are for the sophisticated, refined and articulate connoiseur with a touch of je ne sais quoi and the joie de vivre about them. Crisps are for people with no intellect, class or deportment, no respect for their taste buds, or their senses in general and are people who, quite frankly, smell. It's not real food, you know.

Does that clear it up?

Belgian truffles CANNOT be beaten. TRIPLE FACT.

 

[CHAPPERS]

BBQ HULA HOOPS OR SHUT THE f*** UP.

CRISPS.

 

[Scotty Mac]

BBQ HULA HOOPS OR SHUT THE f*** UP.

CRISPS.

the voice of reason - even if it is from a lizard

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Crisps are for people with no intellect, class or deportment, no respect for their taste buds, or their senses in general and are people who, quite frankly, smell.

I take issue with this. I do not smell

 

[The Large One]

I take issue with this. I do not smell

Actually, you do whiff a bit.

 

[Easy 10]

Its crisps, obviously. Like Fred Dinage, chocolate just makes you feel vaguely nauseous. However, like Marcella Whittingdale, you just can't get ENOUGH of crisps. Pick the bones out of that.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Actually, you do whiff a bit.

Only after a hard CRISP EATING session...