THE BIG FIGHT: Chocolate or Crisps?

[Les Biehn]

Chocolate is the SLAG of snackfoods. It prostitutes itself into many shapes and forms (mostly PHALLIC in some way, you'll notice), and often conceals nasty things within its sickly folds that simply have no RIGHT being involved with confectionary, such as nuts and raisins. As if that wern't enough, it rots your teeth as well.

With a good honest crisp, what you see is what you get. There is an ethereal beauty to the simplicity of a crisp, with nothing more elaborate or pretentious than a slight ruffle, a well crafted hoop, or an attractive spiral shape that just begs to be crunched.

There really is no contest.

Lets not forget it is also bastardised into some egg shaped form once a year, manipulated just so as more capital can be made per ounce of fatty brown matter.

Crisps kick A and are also good with beer. Enough said.

 

[Muzzman]

Chocolate is the SLAG of snackfoods. It prostitutes itself into many shapes and forms (mostly PHALLIC in some way, you'll notice), and often conceals nasty things within its sickly folds that simply have no RIGHT being involved with confectionary, such as nuts and raisins. As if that wern't enough, it rots your teeth as well.

With a good honest crisp, what you see is what you get. There is an ethereal beauty to the simplicity of a crisp, with nothing more elaborate or pretentious than a slight ruffle, a well crafted hoop, or an attractive spiral shape that just begs to be crunched.

There really is no contest.

I find some chocolate, notably LION BAR and BOOST have a very scatological shape.

 

[Les Biehn]

I find some chocolate, notably LION BAR and BOOST have a very scatological shape.

Ones such as Toffee Crisp even endeavour to hide this fact. Chocolate = vile trickster.

Also reminds me of that scene in Cadddyshack.

 

[Man of Harveys]

I find some chocolate, notably LION BAR and BOOST have a very scatological shape.

As so ably illustrated in Caddyshack - where he eats chocolate and everyone think's he's eating shit.

How can THAT be wrong?!

 

[Muzzman]

As so ably illustrated in Caddyshack - where he eats chocolate and everyone think's he's eating shit.

How can THAT be wrong?!

Yes.. I believe the bar in question was a Babe Ruth

 

[Crawley Cobbler]

I am stunned that chocolate isn't winning.

Dark chocolate is my fav, I'm no racialist.

 

[The Large One]

Lets not forget it is also bastardised into some egg shaped form once a year, manipulated just so as more capital can be made per ounce of fatty brown matter.

Crisps kick A and are also good with beer. Enough said.

OI!, OI! FACKIN' OI!

I was talking about the BEST chocolate, not that Cadbury's SHIT.

So, Belgian truffles and Swiss pralines are no match for a synthetically-flavoured chemically-fabricated low quality rejected potato-substitute, (which is what the *cough* best crisps are) are they?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I can't decide between both, because I love both.

 

[RM-Taylor]

Chocolate

 

[Easy 10]

OI!, OI! FACKIN' OI!

I was talking about the BEST chocolate, not that Cadbury's SHIT.

So, Belgian truffles and Swiss pralines are no match for a synthetically-flavoured chemically-fabricated low quality rejected potato-substitute, (which is what the *cough* best crisps are) are they?

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You see what the E NUMBERS in chocolate does to people ? See here TLO. A normally balanced, rational and intelligent poster is reduced to RANTING INCOHERENTLY and shouting as LOUD as he can in order to drown out all sensible debate. Its a worrying trend.

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

Lindt chocolate all the way. Would you argue with this rock-hard, badass, crisp-detesting scumbag?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Lindt chocolate all the way. Would you argue with this rock-hard, badass, crisp-detesting scumbag?

Good lord thats gay

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

He could LIQUIDISE you with one jingle of his BELL.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

He could LIQUIDISE you with one jingle of his BELL.

I love Bell

 

[brightonbc]

frazzles, roast beef monster munch, and how can i forget smiths square crisps cheese and onion

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

I love Bell

So I hear. There's a reason you're being deported.

 

[Easy 10]

Can people PLEASE stop voting for chocolate. You're making yourselves look very SILLY.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

So I hear. There's a reason you're being deported.

They will be coming for you next

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

Where's the option for Sausage Rolls.?

 

[Mr deez]

Chocolate easily for me.

Now I like a nice crisp, don't get me wrong, however the sight of certain chocolate makes me drool, and that has NEVER happened with crisps.

the GOOD DARK stuff mind.